Epic Battles 3 PART ONE
Mood:  accident prone
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: Epic Battles
today on Epic Battles...

ME Vs. Turdman

From the streets of Turd City, Turdman is a little old hobo. Born in the sewers, Raised in the alleys, turdman was a veery formiddable foe.

ROUND ONE:
Hmmm... an epic battle indeed. Me versus Turdman is the kind of battle that could last forever if not for my great wisdom in the art of poo. It started and Turdman was the first one to attack. He threw a turd at me. I dodged it, though some of it hit the pavement around me and that hit me. I wanted to punch him, but if I did, I knew I would get dirty. So I planned, but I couldn't just plan uninterupted. No. Turdman had to interupt me. OR did he? Yes he did. After many throwings of turds he finally hit me, and knocked me down. Down for the count. But right before he I fell, I could hear the bell ring for the Second Round... I DON'T MIND CAUSE I'M SAVED BY THE BELL!

Coolness
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
Disclaimer:

I am the coolness so I will beat you all and then I will laugh at you, because you suck. Also I am Mmcambells the Grat. This is my blog. You suck. I rule. You can suck my BALLS.

You man, you.
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: THE STORY
Yup, I made it through another boring day.

But, I'm gonna leave it all behind me now.

About SO many worlds away.....

What am I going to do today?

Maybe walk around to catch the thrill,

On some streets I call the ZOO.

Yuuuuuuuuup........

Are you ready, for A NIGHT OF SIN???

THE PICS HOWEVER ARE NOT MY COPYRIGHT
Mood:  lyrical
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
So do what with them you will. The dreadlocks and my epic battle are however.

Gayest man this week (June 6th 2005)
Mood:  suave
Now Playing: Great Height
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
Justin Timberlake. Or JT. Whichever suits your GAY MAN NEEDS.

REASONS WHY:

-He was in a boyband. That's a reason enough itself.
-He made such gay solo tunes as Senorita, Cry Me A River, and even Rock Your Body.
-Have you heard him sing?
-He sounds and LOOKS mysteriously like MICHAEL JACKSON.

COPYRIGHT KYLE R. June 1st, 2005
COPYRIGHT FOR EVERYTHING ON THIS SITE. IF YOU TAKE ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AND PUT IT ON YOUR OWN SITE, OR IF DISPLAY THIS ANYWHERE PUBLICLY AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T GIVE PROPER CREDIT TO ME I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND MURDER YOUR FAMILY AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS. OR I MIGHT LET A JUDGE HANDLE IT. YOUR CHOICE, YOU STEALING BASTARD.

Epic Battle 2
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: Great Height
Topic: Epic Battles
Today on Epic battles......

ME Vs. J00

ROUND ONE:
It starts with a bang. We both deliver blow to each other. Haha, blows. Joor blows are stronger, but mine hit more often. It makes us a even-stevens match. Half way through the round I whip out my big GUNS. Not so even-stevens now, eh? Yes. As I'm about to shoot, Joo whips out his/hers GIANT GUMS; and trys to chomp me at full-chomping speed. And with the big mouth that Joo have, it would've hurt. would've. would have..... wood halve.

ME: 70% J00: 70%

ROUND TWO:
...wood halve. But I delivered a smashing blow to Joor jaw. It permanetely damages your mouth. IT hurts too. My big guns start a blazin' again. a blazin' on Joor face! After 6,998 strikes from Deez Guns, J00 die.

ME: 70% J00: 0%


TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE COOLNEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS...

An eic battle pic.
Mood:  celebratory
Now Playing: Great Height
Topic: Epic Battles
Here's a cool pic of me against Jerry Curls XVIII.

I know you love how I am beating him so bad.

Five Things I Love About You
Now Playing: Great Heigth
Topic: THE BIG LISTS


1. I love the way you look when I take a poopie in your toilet. priceless.

2. I love the way you ask me how I would know what face you are making when I take I shit. Seeing as how the door is closed.

3. I love the way you say its impossible for me to have lazer vision and the ability to see through walls and look at the face your making while I take a shit in your bathroom.

4. I love the way you tell me that I am crazy to say that I have lazer vision with the ability to see through walls while I take a shit and see your face. While I am in your bathroom.

5. I love the way my poo looks when I take a shit in your bathroom.


Boy, what a great list.

kool spellings
Now Playing: Great height
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
Ten ways to spell cool:

1.cool
2.kool
3.kewl
4.koul
5.cewl
6.coul
7.kule
8.cule
9.kooall
10.cooall