Five Things I Love About You
Now Playing: Great Heigth
Topic: THE BIG LISTS


1. I love the way you look when I take a poopie in your toilet. priceless.

2. I love the way you ask me how I would know what face you are making when I take I shit. Seeing as how the door is closed.

3. I love the way you say its impossible for me to have lazer vision and the ability to see through walls and look at the face your making while I take a shit in your bathroom.

4. I love the way you tell me that I am crazy to say that I have lazer vision with the ability to see through walls while I take a shit and see your face. While I am in your bathroom.

5. I love the way my poo looks when I take a shit in your bathroom.


Boy, what a great list.

kool spellings
Now Playing: Great height
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
Ten ways to spell cool:

1.cool
2.kool
3.kewl
4.koul
5.cewl
6.coul
7.kule
8.cule
9.kooall
10.cooall

MY EPIC BATTLES -PART ONE-
Now Playing: Great Height
Topic: Epic Battles
TODAY THE BATTLE WAS.........

ME Vs. SPIDERMAN

Round One:
When we started we were just staring at each other, no one making a move..... I was making a plan. I knew he was too. I stepped. He stepped. I jumped. He jumped. I farted. He smelled. I died a little inside. He died a little inside.

Before he noticed, I got out my GIANT Death Ray and shot him through the stomache. He fell. i was about to go in for the kill when I heard the bell. The round was over.

ME: 100% SPIDERMAN: 2%

Round Two:

We started, I immediately shot him again. He died and I WON.




The end of today's battle is now came. Stay tuned for more ACTION-PACKED ACTION!

POOOPING!
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: Skid Faux
Topic: FUCKING GREAT!
Angel eyes. I have angel eyes. And I'm really, really really cool!

I will never let my poo go!

YOUR ONLY ONE!

YOUR ALL I SEE!

AND I'LL NEVER, NEVER LET YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YESSSAH!
Mood:  hug me
Now Playing: Skid Faux
Topic: FUCKING GREAT!
I JUST DID IT AGAIN

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I loves it! I loves it! I loves it! Ima mama mia Good! How ya doin' stranga?

My 7th grade buddies are gonna be happy about this!!!!

my love for something

yeah that was me.

WOW! OMFG! IMA A BIG KID NOW!
Mood:  smelly
Now Playing: Skid Faux
Topic: FUCKING GREAT!
YESTERDAY I LEARNED HOW TO USE THE TOILET! SHIT YES! TOILETS!

FUCK YEAH!!

I can handle my poopings like a pro! FUCK YEAH!

Now lemme look in the toilet...

@-----@

Corn!?!

All those nights.....
Mood:  not sure
Now Playing: Skid Faux
Topic: THE STORY
I am here to promote my new great and improved book called “18 and life”. You may ask, “improved from what?” and I may slap you right after, but it’s all good.

Chapter One: Goody

I am in a jail cell because I stole over $600 in TV’s from Sam GOODY. I am also 18. Did you know that? You might have guessed from the title, but then again, you might have not. But then again, people said Gribblesillin was as performance enhancing as a turd. But look what it did too me.

I am sure glad I am not smoke on the water and fire, and thunder. Cheese may taste better uncooked but I like how it tastes when you have baked it for a few seconds. Tastes very melty, yet very, very, tasty.

Chapter Two: 18 and life to go

I am presently 47 years old. I decided to log in after the very short 29 year wait. Cool huh? What do the old folks in your house think about this? Huh? Yeah, I am the coolness. And guess what, I used to be THE YOUTH GONE RILED, but now I am old? In my experience, if you wait 30 seconds every time you eat a piece of cheese, it tastes better.

Chapter Thrice: rice is a crazy fixin’

Today as our lunch we had some a dat dang ol’ rice. Pretty tootin‘, but I would like more in my fixins’. Ya’ll may think it’s kinda funny that I talk all southerns, but my present fellow inmate is an Alabama kind gah, and I’s adapted to his talkin‘. Well, Y’know, he’s darn dandy and all, but he kind of reminds me of Mozzarella, Y’know good for one meal, bad for all.

Good in small fixin’s.

Chapter Four: I remember you

IREMMBRJ00 was the cell block name. Jerry Curls was the game. You see, we have a deck of cards, and one of the players will randomly blurt out Jerry Curls. You do this is to declare you are a retard and do not know what you are playing. This kind of reminds me of mixing more than two cheeses, if you do more than two, it really takes the taste out of all of it, and doesn’t make sense.

Chapter Five: Skeath Row

Yup today, I’m gonna go to Death Row today, and today I’m gonna die today. bye.


THE END

18 and a life to go, 18 and a life you know