OOH YEAH
Mood:  lucky
Now Playing: Hernia
Topic: FUCKING GREAT!
YESSAH! I MADE IT INTO THE TOILET!!!!
PHHHHAAAT!

Let me tell you a little story. I pooed in this toilet, right. And right as I was going to leave I heard the poo say something:

"Need a woman gonna hold my hand, won't tell me no lies, make me a happy man."

and then I ran out of that bathroom as fast as I could!

AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AHHHHH

Mood:  sad
Now Playing: Hernia
Topic: Childhood Rapist of music
Slappy was a young boy, He had a heart of stone.
Lived 9 to 5 and worked his fingers to the boner.
Just barely got out of school, came from the edge of town.
Fought like a Yafa so no one could take him down.
He had no money, slap no good at home.
He walked the streets a Shmokey and he fought the world alone.
And now it's...


Slappy and life You got it
Slappy and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Slappy and life to go
Slappy and life You got it
Slappy and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Slappy and life to go


Slappy in his heartbeat, His veins burned gasoline.
It kept his weena running but it never kept him clean.
They say he loved adventure, "Slappy's the wild one."
He married Yafa and had a courtship with a gun.
Bang Bang Shoot em up, The party never ends.
You can't think of dying when the Shmokey's your best friend!
And now it's...

Slappy and life You got it
Slappy and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Slappy and life to go
Slappy and life You got it
Slappy and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Slappy and life to go


"Slapsidents will happen" they all heard Slappy say
He fired his six-shot to the wind that Peta blew a Peta away.

Slappy and life You got it
Slappy and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Slappy and life to go
Slappy and life You got it
Slappy and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Slappy and life to go

Epic Battle -Interlude-
Mood:  energetic
Now Playing: Hernia
Topic: Epic Battles
IT'S TIME FOR EPIC BATTLES!

But first let me explain how I am able to fight again if in the last episode I died. Well, I not actually fighting in the real world I'm fighting in ...Heaven... yeah, Heaven for a chance to go back to the real world. THAT'S THE GRAND PRIZE!!

TO THE BAT MOBILE!!!!!

Well in this little bracket style tournament we have 8 contestants and this is how its gonna be bitch:

ME(mmcambells)------|
|---
DOUCHEMAN THE GREAT-|

MICHAEL JACKSON-----|
|---
A LITTLE BOY--------|

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE---|
|---
J.C. CHAZE----------|

SADAME HUISANE------|
|---
ADOLPH HITLER-------|

Yes. As you can see this is a fair match for all... except me. Also I would like to give props to sat-...god who organized this. Looks like I'm actually have to thank GOD. Yeah...............




you suck.

MOMMY WOW!
Mood:  party time!
Now Playing: Hernia
Topic: FUCKING GREAT!
I just did it again!
_
|_|

WHOA!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TOILET

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< TOILET

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ TOILET

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV TOILET?

MOMMY WOW! I'M A BIG KID NOW!!!

WE GOT POWA
Mood:  cool
Now Playing: Deaf Leopolds
Topic: Childhood Rapist of music
Shmokin smokin' Sohokin' Shomkin'
All right
I got something to say
Yeah, it's better to burn out
Yeah, than fade A SHMOKE
All right
Ow Gonna start a fire
C'mon!
Rise up! gather round
Shmoke this place to the ground
Burn it up let's go for Shmoke
Watch the night go up in shmoke

Shmoke on! Shmoke on!

Drive me crazier, no serenade
No Shmoke brigade, just Shmokomania

yeah..

What do you want? What do you want?
I want Shmoke'n'Smoke, yes I do
Long live Shmoke'n'Smoke

Oh let's go, let's strike a light
We're gonna blow like Shmoke-amite
I don't care if it takes all night
Gonna set this town ashmoke!

What do you want? What do you want?
I want Shmoke'n'smoke, Allright!
Long live Shmoke'n'smoke!

Shmoke of ages, Shmoke of ages
Still rollin', keep a-rollin'
Shmoke of ages, Shmoke of ages
Still rollin', Shmokin'n'rollin'

We got the power, got the glory
Just say you need it and if you need it
Say Shmoooke! Ooh Yeah!

Heh heh heh heh
Now listen to me
I'm Burnin', Burnin', I got the fever
I know for sure, there ain't no cure
So feel it, don't fight it, go with the flow
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme one more for the Shmoke

What do you want? What do you want?
I want Shmoke'n'smoke, You betcha
Long live Shmoke'n'smoke

Shmoke of ages, Shmoke of ages
Still rollin', keep a-rollin'
Shmoke of ages, Shmoke of ages
Still rollin', Shmokin'n'rollin'

We're gonna Shmoke this smoke place down
Down to the ground

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh....

I eat kitties....

heh heh heh heh.....

Epic Battles 3 PART TWO
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: Epic Battles
continued....

ME: 80% TURDMAN: 100%

ROUND TWO:
Due to the thirty-minute rest in between each of the three-minute rounds, I had a chance to recover from the turd. I also had a plan. Yes. I was the man with the plan. And I used it. Yes. So since Turdman was a man made out of turds, maybe he would have the same weakness turds have too. Well I decided to see if it was true. I took out my Antibac spray. Then the round started. He begin to throw turds at me at an alarming turd rate. TOO FAST BRO! I didn't know how to make it through the good smelling barrage of turds, so I out my Antibac, and ran to Turdman while spraying away. What this acclompished was making the turds smell great before they hit me, also some of it hit st killed me like that, they made nearly knocked out, and I could barely tink. But I could tink about thing, and for some mysterious reason it was Denzel Washington's speech in Remember the Titan's. It was a nice speech, and shortly after, I died.

ME: 0% TURDMAN: 99%

STAY TUNED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

Epic Battles 3 PART ONE
Mood:  accident prone
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: Epic Battles
today on Epic Battles...

ME Vs. Turdman

From the streets of Turd City, Turdman is a little old hobo. Born in the sewers, Raised in the alleys, turdman was a veery formiddable foe.

ROUND ONE:
Hmmm... an epic battle indeed. Me versus Turdman is the kind of battle that could last forever if not for my great wisdom in the art of poo. It started and Turdman was the first one to attack. He threw a turd at me. I dodged it, though some of it hit the pavement around me and that hit me. I wanted to punch him, but if I did, I knew I would get dirty. So I planned, but I couldn't just plan uninterupted. No. Turdman had to interupt me. OR did he? Yes he did. After many throwings of turds he finally hit me, and knocked me down. Down for the count. But right before he I fell, I could hear the bell ring for the Second Round... I DON'T MIND CAUSE I'M SAVED BY THE BELL!

Coolness
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
Disclaimer:

I am the coolness so I will beat you all and then I will laugh at you, because you suck. Also I am Mmcambells the Grat. This is my blog. You suck. I rule. You can suck my BALLS.

You man, you.
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: THE STORY
Yup, I made it through another boring day.

But, I'm gonna leave it all behind me now.

About SO many worlds away.....

What am I going to do today?

Maybe walk around to catch the thrill,

On some streets I call the ZOO.

Yuuuuuuuuup........

Are you ready, for A NIGHT OF SIN???

THE PICS HOWEVER ARE NOT MY COPYRIGHT
Mood:  lyrical
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
So do what with them you will. The dreadlocks and my epic battle are however.