WE GOT POWA
Mood:  cool
Now Playing: Deaf Leopolds
Topic: Childhood Rapist of music
Shmokin smokin' Sohokin' Shomkin'
All right
I got something to say
Yeah, it's better to burn out
Yeah, than fade A SHMOKE
All right
Ow Gonna start a fire
C'mon!
Rise up! gather round
Shmoke this place to the ground
Burn it up let's go for Shmoke
Watch the night go up in shmoke

Shmoke on! Shmoke on!

Drive me crazier, no serenade
No Shmoke brigade, just Shmokomania

yeah..

What do you want? What do you want?
I want Shmoke'n'Smoke, yes I do
Long live Shmoke'n'Smoke

Oh let's go, let's strike a light
We're gonna blow like Shmoke-amite
I don't care if it takes all night
Gonna set this town ashmoke!

What do you want? What do you want?
I want Shmoke'n'smoke, Allright!
Long live Shmoke'n'smoke!

Shmoke of ages, Shmoke of ages
Still rollin', keep a-rollin'
Shmoke of ages, Shmoke of ages
Still rollin', Shmokin'n'rollin'

We got the power, got the glory
Just say you need it and if you need it
Say Shmoooke! Ooh Yeah!

Heh heh heh heh
Now listen to me
I'm Burnin', Burnin', I got the fever
I know for sure, there ain't no cure
So feel it, don't fight it, go with the flow
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme one more for the Shmoke

What do you want? What do you want?
I want Shmoke'n'smoke, You betcha
Long live Shmoke'n'smoke

Shmoke of ages, Shmoke of ages
Still rollin', keep a-rollin'
Shmoke of ages, Shmoke of ages
Still rollin', Shmokin'n'rollin'

We're gonna Shmoke this smoke place down
Down to the ground

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh....

I eat kitties....

heh heh heh heh.....

Epic Battles 3 PART TWO
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: Epic Battles
continued....

ME: 80% TURDMAN: 100%

ROUND TWO:
Due to the thirty-minute rest in between each of the three-minute rounds, I had a chance to recover from the turd. I also had a plan. Yes. I was the man with the plan. And I used it. Yes. So since Turdman was a man made out of turds, maybe he would have the same weakness turds have too. Well I decided to see if it was true. I took out my Antibac spray. Then the round started. He begin to throw turds at me at an alarming turd rate. TOO FAST BRO! I didn't know how to make it through the good smelling barrage of turds, so I out my Antibac, and ran to Turdman while spraying away. What this acclompished was making the turds smell great before they hit me, also some of it hit st killed me like that, they made nearly knocked out, and I could barely tink. But I could tink about thing, and for some mysterious reason it was Denzel Washington's speech in Remember the Titan's. It was a nice speech, and shortly after, I died.

ME: 0% TURDMAN: 99%

STAY TUNED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

Epic Battles 3 PART ONE
Mood:  accident prone
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: Epic Battles
today on Epic Battles...

ME Vs. Turdman

From the streets of Turd City, Turdman is a little old hobo. Born in the sewers, Raised in the alleys, turdman was a veery formiddable foe.

ROUND ONE:
Hmmm... an epic battle indeed. Me versus Turdman is the kind of battle that could last forever if not for my great wisdom in the art of poo. It started and Turdman was the first one to attack. He threw a turd at me. I dodged it, though some of it hit the pavement around me and that hit me. I wanted to punch him, but if I did, I knew I would get dirty. So I planned, but I couldn't just plan uninterupted. No. Turdman had to interupt me. OR did he? Yes he did. After many throwings of turds he finally hit me, and knocked me down. Down for the count. But right before he I fell, I could hear the bell ring for the Second Round... I DON'T MIND CAUSE I'M SAVED BY THE BELL!

Coolness
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
Disclaimer:

I am the coolness so I will beat you all and then I will laugh at you, because you suck. Also I am Mmcambells the Grat. This is my blog. You suck. I rule. You can suck my BALLS.

You man, you.
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: THE STORY
Yup, I made it through another boring day.

But, I'm gonna leave it all behind me now.

About SO many worlds away.....

What am I going to do today?

Maybe walk around to catch the thrill,

On some streets I call the ZOO.

Yuuuuuuuuup........

Are you ready, for A NIGHT OF SIN???

THE PICS HOWEVER ARE NOT MY COPYRIGHT
Mood:  lyrical
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
So do what with them you will. The dreadlocks and my epic battle are however.

Gayest man this week (June 6th 2005)
Mood:  suave
Now Playing: Great Height
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
Justin Timberlake. Or JT. Whichever suits your GAY MAN NEEDS.

REASONS WHY:

-He was in a boyband. That's a reason enough itself.
-He made such gay solo tunes as Senorita, Cry Me A River, and even Rock Your Body.
-Have you heard him sing?
-He sounds and LOOKS mysteriously like MICHAEL JACKSON.

COPYRIGHT KYLE R. June 1st, 2005
COPYRIGHT FOR EVERYTHING ON THIS SITE. IF YOU TAKE ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AND PUT IT ON YOUR OWN SITE, OR IF DISPLAY THIS ANYWHERE PUBLICLY AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T GIVE PROPER CREDIT TO ME I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND MURDER YOUR FAMILY AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS. OR I MIGHT LET A JUDGE HANDLE IT. YOUR CHOICE, YOU STEALING BASTARD.

Epic Battle 2
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: Great Height
Topic: Epic Battles
Today on Epic battles......

ME Vs. J00

ROUND ONE:
It starts with a bang. We both deliver blow to each other. Haha, blows. Joor blows are stronger, but mine hit more often. It makes us a even-stevens match. Half way through the round I whip out my big GUNS. Not so even-stevens now, eh? Yes. As I'm about to shoot, Joo whips out his/hers GIANT GUMS; and trys to chomp me at full-chomping speed. And with the big mouth that Joo have, it would've hurt. would've. would have..... wood halve.

ME: 70% J00: 70%

ROUND TWO:
...wood halve. But I delivered a smashing blow to Joor jaw. It permanetely damages your mouth. IT hurts too. My big guns start a blazin' again. a blazin' on Joor face! After 6,998 strikes from Deez Guns, J00 die.

ME: 70% J00: 0%


TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE COOLNEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS...

An eic battle pic.
Mood:  celebratory
Now Playing: Great Height
Topic: Epic Battles
Here's a cool pic of me against Jerry Curls XVIII.

I know you love how I am beating him so bad.