You man, you.
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: THE STORY
Yup, I made it through another boring day.

But, I'm gonna leave it all behind me now.

About SO many worlds away.....

What am I going to do today?

Maybe walk around to catch the thrill,

On some streets I call the ZOO.

Yuuuuuuuuup........

Are you ready, for A NIGHT OF SIN???

THE PICS HOWEVER ARE NOT MY COPYRIGHT
Mood:  lyrical
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
So do what with them you will. The dreadlocks and my epic battle are however.

Gayest man this week (June 6th 2005)
Mood:  suave
Now Playing: Great Height
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
Justin Timberlake. Or JT. Whichever suits your GAY MAN NEEDS.

REASONS WHY:

-He was in a boyband. That's a reason enough itself.
-He made such gay solo tunes as Senorita, Cry Me A River, and even Rock Your Body.
-Have you heard him sing?
-He sounds and LOOKS mysteriously like MICHAEL JACKSON.

COPYRIGHT KYLE R. June 1st, 2005
COPYRIGHT FOR EVERYTHING ON THIS SITE. IF YOU TAKE ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AND PUT IT ON YOUR OWN SITE, OR IF DISPLAY THIS ANYWHERE PUBLICLY AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T GIVE PROPER CREDIT TO ME I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND MURDER YOUR FAMILY AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS. OR I MIGHT LET A JUDGE HANDLE IT. YOUR CHOICE, YOU STEALING BASTARD.

Epic Battle 2
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: Great Height
Topic: Epic Battles
Today on Epic battles......

ME Vs. J00

ROUND ONE:
It starts with a bang. We both deliver blow to each other. Haha, blows. Joor blows are stronger, but mine hit more often. It makes us a even-stevens match. Half way through the round I whip out my big GUNS. Not so even-stevens now, eh? Yes. As I'm about to shoot, Joo whips out his/hers GIANT GUMS; and trys to chomp me at full-chomping speed. And with the big mouth that Joo have, it would've hurt. would've. would have..... wood halve.

ME: 70% J00: 70%

ROUND TWO:
...wood halve. But I delivered a smashing blow to Joor jaw. It permanetely damages your mouth. IT hurts too. My big guns start a blazin' again. a blazin' on Joor face! After 6,998 strikes from Deez Guns, J00 die.

ME: 70% J00: 0%


TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE COOLNEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS...

An eic battle pic.
Mood:  celebratory
Now Playing: Great Height
Topic: Epic Battles
Here's a cool pic of me against Jerry Curls XVIII.

I know you love how I am beating him so bad.

Five Things I Love About You
Now Playing: Great Heigth
Topic: THE BIG LISTS


1. I love the way you look when I take a poopie in your toilet. priceless.

2. I love the way you ask me how I would know what face you are making when I take I shit. Seeing as how the door is closed.

3. I love the way you say its impossible for me to have lazer vision and the ability to see through walls and look at the face your making while I take a shit in your bathroom.

4. I love the way you tell me that I am crazy to say that I have lazer vision with the ability to see through walls while I take a shit and see your face. While I am in your bathroom.

5. I love the way my poo looks when I take a shit in your bathroom.


Boy, what a great list.

kool spellings
Now Playing: Great height
Topic: THE BIG LISTS
Ten ways to spell cool:

1.cool
2.kool
3.kewl
4.koul
5.cewl
6.coul
7.kule
8.cule
9.kooall
10.cooall

MY EPIC BATTLES -PART ONE-
Now Playing: Great Height
Topic: Epic Battles
TODAY THE BATTLE WAS.........

ME Vs. SPIDERMAN

Round One:
When we started we were just staring at each other, no one making a move..... I was making a plan. I knew he was too. I stepped. He stepped. I jumped. He jumped. I farted. He smelled. I died a little inside. He died a little inside.

Before he noticed, I got out my GIANT Death Ray and shot him through the stomache. He fell. i was about to go in for the kill when I heard the bell. The round was over.

ME: 100% SPIDERMAN: 2%

Round Two:

We started, I immediately shot him again. He died and I WON.




The end of today's battle is now came. Stay tuned for more ACTION-PACKED ACTION!

POOOPING!
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: Skid Faux
Topic: FUCKING GREAT!
Angel eyes. I have angel eyes. And I'm really, really really cool!

I will never let my poo go!

YOUR ONLY ONE!

YOUR ALL I SEE!

AND I'LL NEVER, NEVER LET YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!