Topic: Epic Battles
Welcome back to epic battles!
On this episode, you will get see me fighting against Doucheman the Great, on the first fight in the heaven, yeah, tournament.
ME VS. DOUCHEMAN THE GREAT
ROUND ONE
Well, even before this battle started I knew Doucheman the Great would be a formidable foe, but not as much as he was. he had me guessing throughout the whole the battle. At the beginning I was beating him. But that quickly changed right after he pulled one of his best moves out of his sleeve, "Super Douche Rape!" This one was hard to escape, seeing as how Doucheman the Great was a seventeenth-time rapist, and he really knew what he was doing. I mean really knew... yeah... anyway I had to find a way to block it, then I realized that Douchebags don't like socks. I don't know why, but they just don't. So I took of my shoes then one of my socks, and used as a shield to block that horrible attack. It worked. COCKBLOCKED!
ME: 100% DOUCHEMAN THE GREAT: 100%
ROUND TWO:
Wow. This was an eventful round. Little did I know about Doucheman the Great's secret transformation. Yes. I said it. Secret transformation. Wanna hear more about it. Try reading on... it was not too hard to block Doucheman's attacks at the beginning, but it wasn't easy, it was about medium. Maybe a little below, or maybe a little above. I don't know. After about three tries of his "Super Douche Rape!" attack, he decided it was time for a change, a transforchange...
to be continued...