Streetlight douchebags
Mood:  mischievious
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Topic: THE BIG LISTS
What is a streetlight douchebag?

It's a douchebag who likes to hang around streetlights.

Where do streetlight douchebags live?

It slightly varies from city to city but most of them live near streetlights, but I might be mistaken on that.

How do streetlight douchebags look?

Like douchebags who would live near streetlights.

How big are streetlight douchebags?

Bigger than you?

Who, me?

You?

me?

Who?

You?

Me?

You?

You?

Me?

Couldn't be!

Then who?