OOH YEAH
Mood:  lucky
Now Playing: Hernia
Topic: FUCKING GREAT!
YESSAH! I MADE IT INTO THE TOILET!!!!
PHHHHAAAT!

Let me tell you a little story. I pooed in this toilet, right. And right as I was going to leave I heard the poo say something:

"Need a woman gonna hold my hand, won't tell me no lies, make me a happy man."

and then I ran out of that bathroom as fast as I could!

AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AHHHHH