Mood:  sad
Now Playing: Hernia
Topic: Childhood Rapist of music
Slappy was a young boy, He had a heart of stone.
Lived 9 to 5 and worked his fingers to the boner.
Just barely got out of school, came from the edge of town.
Fought like a Yafa so no one could take him down.
He had no money, slap no good at home.
He walked the streets a Shmokey and he fought the world alone.
And now it's...


Slappy and life You got it
Slappy and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Slappy and life to go
Slappy and life You got it
Slappy and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Slappy and life to go


Slappy in his heartbeat, His veins burned gasoline.
It kept his weena running but it never kept him clean.
They say he loved adventure, "Slappy's the wild one."
He married Yafa and had a courtship with a gun.
Bang Bang Shoot em up, The party never ends.
You can't think of dying when the Shmokey's your best friend!
And now it's...

Slappy and life You got it
Slappy and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Slappy and life to go
Slappy and life You got it
Slappy and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Slappy and life to go


"Slapsidents will happen" they all heard Slappy say
He fired his six-shot to the wind that Peta blew a Peta away.

Slappy and life You got it
Slappy and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Slappy and life to go
Slappy and life You got it
Slappy and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Slappy and life to go