Epic Battles 3 PART TWO
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: Epic Battles
continued....

ME: 80% TURDMAN: 100%

ROUND TWO:
Due to the thirty-minute rest in between each of the three-minute rounds, I had a chance to recover from the turd. I also had a plan. Yes. I was the man with the plan. And I used it. Yes. So since Turdman was a man made out of turds, maybe he would have the same weakness turds have too. Well I decided to see if it was true. I took out my Antibac spray. Then the round started. He begin to throw turds at me at an alarming turd rate. TOO FAST BRO! I didn't know how to make it through the good smelling barrage of turds, so I out my Antibac, and ran to Turdman while spraying away. What this acclompished was making the turds smell great before they hit me, also some of it hit st killed me like that, they made nearly knocked out, and I could barely tink. But I could tink about thing, and for some mysterious reason it was Denzel Washington's speech in Remember the Titan's. It was a nice speech, and shortly after, I died.

ME: 0% TURDMAN: 99%

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