Epic Battles 3 PART ONE
Mood:  accident prone
Now Playing: Whorpions
Topic: Epic Battles
today on Epic Battles...

ME Vs. Turdman

From the streets of Turd City, Turdman is a little old hobo. Born in the sewers, Raised in the alleys, turdman was a veery formiddable foe.

ROUND ONE:
Hmmm... an epic battle indeed. Me versus Turdman is the kind of battle that could last forever if not for my great wisdom in the art of poo. It started and Turdman was the first one to attack. He threw a turd at me. I dodged it, though some of it hit the pavement around me and that hit me. I wanted to punch him, but if I did, I knew I would get dirty. So I planned, but I couldn't just plan uninterupted. No. Turdman had to interupt me. OR did he? Yes he did. After many throwings of turds he finally hit me, and knocked me down. Down for the count. But right before he I fell, I could hear the bell ring for the Second Round... I DON'T MIND CAUSE I'M SAVED BY THE BELL!