Epic Battle 2
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: Great Height
Topic: Epic Battles
Today on Epic battles......

ME Vs. J00

ROUND ONE:
It starts with a bang. We both deliver blow to each other. Haha, blows. Joor blows are stronger, but mine hit more often. It makes us a even-stevens match. Half way through the round I whip out my big GUNS. Not so even-stevens now, eh? Yes. As I'm about to shoot, Joo whips out his/hers GIANT GUMS; and trys to chomp me at full-chomping speed. And with the big mouth that Joo have, it would've hurt. would've. would have..... wood halve.

ME: 70% J00: 70%

ROUND TWO:
...wood halve. But I delivered a smashing blow to Joor jaw. It permanetely damages your mouth. IT hurts too. My big guns start a blazin' again. a blazin' on Joor face! After 6,998 strikes from Deez Guns, J00 die.

ME: 70% J00: 0%


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