All those nights.....
Mood:  not sure
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Topic: THE STORY
I am here to promote my new great and improved book called “18 and life”. You may ask, “improved from what?” and I may slap you right after, but it’s all good.

Chapter One: Goody

I am in a jail cell because I stole over $600 in TV’s from Sam GOODY. I am also 18. Did you know that? You might have guessed from the title, but then again, you might have not. But then again, people said Gribblesillin was as performance enhancing as a turd. But look what it did too me.

I am sure glad I am not smoke on the water and fire, and thunder. Cheese may taste better uncooked but I like how it tastes when you have baked it for a few seconds. Tastes very melty, yet very, very, tasty.

Chapter Two: 18 and life to go

I am presently 47 years old. I decided to log in after the very short 29 year wait. Cool huh? What do the old folks in your house think about this? Huh? Yeah, I am the coolness. And guess what, I used to be THE YOUTH GONE RILED, but now I am old? In my experience, if you wait 30 seconds every time you eat a piece of cheese, it tastes better.

Chapter Thrice: rice is a crazy fixin’

Today as our lunch we had some a dat dang ol’ rice. Pretty tootin‘, but I would like more in my fixins’. Ya’ll may think it’s kinda funny that I talk all southerns, but my present fellow inmate is an Alabama kind gah, and I’s adapted to his talkin‘. Well, Y’know, he’s darn dandy and all, but he kind of reminds me of Mozzarella, Y’know good for one meal, bad for all.

Good in small fixin’s.

Chapter Four: I remember you

IREMMBRJ00 was the cell block name. Jerry Curls was the game. You see, we have a deck of cards, and one of the players will randomly blurt out Jerry Curls. You do this is to declare you are a retard and do not know what you are playing. This kind of reminds me of mixing more than two cheeses, if you do more than two, it really takes the taste out of all of it, and doesn’t make sense.

Chapter Five: Skeath Row

Yup today, I’m gonna go to Death Row today, and today I’m gonna die today. bye.


THE END

18 and a life to go, 18 and a life you know