Things to do in Iron Mountain
- Go site seeing. You can see the whole town from on top of Millie Hill..it's kinda cool.
- Climb Pine Mountain Ski Jump. In the distance you can see the mine up in Felch and the water tower in Florence.
- Go to Wal-Mart. There's never a dull moment there. If you go on the right night you'll see all your friends from school.
- Find a newly paved road, tie a rope to the trailer hitch and put on your roller blades or skateboard. Be careful not to fall...the road's pretty hard.... right Scott?
- Cruise the strip with your windows down blasting Polka You'll feel like an ice cream truck but you'll get more attention than everyone else blasting their rap.
- Sit on the wall by the welcome center and take turns introducing Charlie to the people stopped at the stop light. Charlie is our blow up alligator.
- Go on the highway and do Chinese fire drills at all the lights. I'm talking about the strip of road that has lights 4 blocks in a row.
- Go to taco bell at about midnight and fuck with the drunks and stoners.
- Party at the Schoolhouse. With no alcohol of course.
- Swimming on the sandbar in Badwater. Not many people know about it and plus it has a rope.
- Can't forget skinny dipping in Fumee.