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Mole Squadron's Awards!

What you'll find here is two things. I list of awards that you'll never find in W:A. Some are funny, some are more serious. but they're all good. actually Brian's think of sending them into Team17 and see if they will show up in Worms3D. The other thing is a list of all those pussies in the world of worms. Basically the people that hang up on you, or are just plain sore loosers. The people you wanna stay away from. You get my drift. Well, read on!

1)The Strike Out Award: Awarded to the Worm who can't swing a baseball bat properly
2)The Stupid Idiot Award: Award to those whom used Suicide Bomber or Kamikaze when having 100+ Life.
3)(Worm's name here) Has Commited Beastality: The Guy who gets banged with the most animals
4)The Discount Shopper Award: Collects many crates with an old lady.
5)The Domino Affect: The Award goes to the worm who lands on a mine, blown onto another, blown again onto another, etc.
6)The Can of Mystery Award: to the Idiot who want to find out what is in the Naplam Cans by "opening" them with a shotgun right beside them.
7)The Y3K Award: Awarded to the teams that had a game that went for over an hour.
8)The Britney Spears Award: Awarded to the Worm who doesn't get any, and no one cares about. By any I mean Action, Combat ;) (A.K.A The Ricky Martin Award)
9)The Pyro-Idoit Award:Awarded to those how try to throw Petrol Bombs down edges, but sadly hits the edge. Perfect for me.
10)(Worms Name Here) Smells like a Piece of Shit Award: To the worm that gets farted on by anything the most amounts of time.
11)The Soap Opera Award: Just when the action get amazing, the time runs out. Tune in next time.
12)The Thunderball Award: To the Worm that uses the most Jet-Pacs, to understand see the Bond Movie, Thunderball.
13)The Jackie Chan Award: The Worm who uses the most Ninja Like Moves receives this award.
14)The Unsinkable Molly Brown award: All Worms have to die by drowning, the one Worm that doesn't die wins this award.
15)(Teams Name Here) Sucks Sooo Bad Award: Awarded to the team which had a 300 life point advantage, and sadly still lost.
16)The Mark Mcguire Award: Most "Homeruns" while using Low-Gravity, A.K.A. Coors Field Award.
17)The Martina Hingis (Or Pete Sampras) Award: Giving to the worm with the most mines batted with the Baseball Bat.
18)The Un-Happy Shopper: Collect the most items of the least use, such as Skip Turns, and Worm Select on a game when there is no need for it.
19)The Super Sheep of Miss Award: How Many times has a wall just appear out of nowhere, here's your award.

And now for those Pussies

* Next to your name means that you have had more than one offense.

NAME

SERVER

OFFENSE

Mrsouthpark

DE1 (Allotment) and US1

Violation: If he doesn't get his way, he scrolls "YOU SUCK" throughout the whole game and thinks every turn your move was a mistake. When he makes a mistake, he says "I'm not perfect..." even though before he stated "I'M THE BEST ROPER". When you severely damage his team, he allies with someone else in the game even though their colors don't match. Luckily, if he is beaten, he shuts up. Or does he?

liquid32

US1

Violation: If you win you must "suck". A poor sport if there ever was one.

POGGIE

ALL

i've played him on wormnet and when he is losing he quits the game when he has done this i've lost points and after the latest game i lost 7 points and it pisses me off that people on here can quit when they like and we have to pay the price when we are winning. i played 12 games tonight and hosted all of them and had no problem with them winning 10 losing 1 and poggie's game in which he ended it. i played poggie before and he quit then when he was losing and at the time i thought it was my connection but i think i was wrong.

KingTut

US1

Violation: When you play a friendly game in anything goes and seem to win when you were really screwed, he'll accuse you of using the Fiddler, even though it's impossible on WormNET, say "syah...right" when you reply "No, Can't use the Fiddler on WormNET." An example of an uneducated sore loser.

Lambo*

UK1

He played on UK1 in most rooms , normally anything goes. My complaint is about his language, a little joking can b funny, but when someone starts swearring all the time its 2 much, other ppl have said the same bout this person, im not the only one.

I have never met such a arrogant little boy in my whole life like Lambo. He hosted a game told every player there that "I AM GOING TO **** U" Then he would insult your mother the clan u played for and if u damaged him in any way he went mad saying " U ****ING *** YOUR MOTHER IS A *** " I laughed at him for a while being a silly little that he is but after a while I had to leave the game and I am sure the others followed....the guy is full of PURE HATE!!

CMurda

ALL

Do not play against -- ever. He is a horrible person. His vocabulary consists of the words Gay, Faggot, and suck. He is rude and absurd He doesn't follow rules and then expects you to. He speaks in all caps and spams way to often. He is a pain in throyal hinder. Avoid

BigLakeBeast

ALL

He has 2 stars, but only 110 points and doesn't want to loose his stars. Which is fine; neither do I. Then during the game he insulted my mom. Now, I've heard that before so it doesn't bother me that much. Then he used a racist term for black people. I think racism is terrible. He shouldn't be using words like that. Racism is not something funny but he seemed to think it was. At the end he had 14 health when I put a Holy Hand Grenade by him and took out much more than 14. My worms were in there victory dance when he left. I didn't gain any points. Summary: 1. He has some serious racist problems and 2. leaves after I won but before the exit screen (resulting in no point change for lme at least).

JarJarBinks

ALL

He has a really bad temper. Most of his sentences consisted of **** ****** *** **** *****. He will go so far as to use private messages or even think everyone hates you so much as to try to provoke a gang up.

Griffix

UK1

Plays great but when the game is over he has the tendancy to tell you to suck it.  Then he tries to say that that is what he says when he gets mad.

Richygoku2

ALL

Crime: Bad sport, good fun to play and talk to, up to the point he realized that the BNG league is ranked, when he became a foul mouthed idiot, and QUIT - a crime in itself methinks . When questioned later as to what happened, more abuse was forthcoming - a bad sport indeed.  Play this guy by all means, just dont upset him ( he tends to mouth off and cry to mommy !! )

LAMBO

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ALL

Offence - Getting on like a childish, spoilt, arogant little brat and spoiling the game for everyone else. Their are enough prats in the world without one of the biggest playing on Wormnet. I wish he would just crawl away and leave the rest of us to enjoy fun friendly games.

Avatar83

ALL

He quits if he is losing. for example, I played him a couple days ago and was killing him, when he got down to one worm(I had three) he said game over and surrendered. I pointed out that he still had one worm but he said and I quote " 3 against 1 I don't think so" and left.

MrDooshbag

Rope League/

Worms Pro

Has named two of his worms "Hindu Killer" and "Indian Beater". When asked if he was racist he replied no but then told me he hated Hindu's and Indian's! Then when I told him it was sad he called me a "fag" and started swearing. Its funny how only the people who can't think of anything else to say call someone a "fag".

Silly Goose

UK1

Aside from the stupid name, this bozo deluxe couldn't handle the fact that i had all my worms and he or she only had one left. So what happened? GUESS. As soon as i finish the third worm, the one is left and all of a sudden it was LAGGING. So he quit the game, and i was left there in a never ending lag on wormnet. I hate these cheese dicks that don't finish games.
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