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Who I Be
Name: Derek Lane Jones
Nickname: "Tex"
Height: 5'7" (I've shrunk three inches since November 19, 2001 - it's probably hereditary; I'll be 3'7" in a few weeks).
Weight: 142 pounds (see above).
Eyes: Sunglasses (just kidding; blue-green).
Email Address: derrickjones2204@yahoo.com
ICQ Number: 18755891 (I'm never on it anymore, so good luck finding me.)(Update: I don't use this program anymore.)
NOTE: I have 10 toes. :)

Favorites:
Food: Beef Stir-Fry and Garlic Mashed Potatoes.
Movie: American History X and anything in the slasher genre.
Song: I'll Keep Holding On by Simply Red.
Pro Team: Chicago Bears
Color: Blue and Red

More Information:
I'm currently enrolled at Southern Arkansas University, majoring in Marketing. I'm working at a dead-end job (Buzz Buy Convenience Stores, Number #19), where I feel a little worse about myself everyday, knowing that my talents and skills are being grossly misused. That's ok; I'll show them one day what they've been ignoring. *NOTE: That did not mean I am going to shoot everyone that comes in the store one day, so do NOT turn me into the police for terroristic threatening.* I drive a 2003 Honda Civic; just take a look at my old vehicle and you'll understand why I like telling people what I drive. That's about it; I lead a very boring life. If you want to know more, come on up to the store, or email me, or whatever. Later.


I'm not that bad of a guy..I have feelings too. Click here for some of my poetic genious.


Here are some links for you to waste time on:
Good selection of odd, but real, news.
If you are a nuts about wrestling as I am, you'll like this place.
Go get this program and you can talk to me online; Server: DALnet, Nickname: DPG.
Need a job? Go here to search job within a 50 mile radius of your ZIP code.
Cheap airline tickets. One of the best sites on the Internet.
I got a $300 room for $75/night while in Los Angeles this summer. If you are taking a vacation, use this site along with the above link to save a good amount of money.