James T. Kirk
The bridge of the Enterprise
The type of guy I am
I'm the captain of the starship Enterprise. I have a lot of hair on my head (unlike
some other Star Fleet captains I could name). I'm a swash-buckler and a cowboy diplomat. I'm
a fighter AND a lover. Hire me for your next mission.
My Accomplishments
My Fights
- Lots of Klingons
- The Greek God Apollo
- Some blood sucking monster that could change shapes
- Finnegan (an academy bully with a nasty left cross)
My Loves
- Edith Keeler - she had to die to keep Hitler from taking over the world (it's
a long story)
- Some android who was created by Brahms (that's another long story)
- An Indian girl whose planet was about to be destroyed by a comet (need I add
it's a long ...)
- Some alien with blue skin. She got blown to pieces (not much to add here)
- Ruth (That's all. Just Ruth.)
What my friends say about me
Spock: "A most illogical human, who nonetheless plays a mean
game of 3D chess"
Dr. McCoy: "You're dead, Jim!"
Scotty: "Cap'n, I dinna know you wanted me in this Web page.
I canna keep this connection up much longer!"
The Horta: "Grrrrrslupppppblahk"
