Yes, Here I am to the left of my pasty friend Wes, I'd be the guy in the Tool Shirt knockin back my 3rd Dos Equis at Sr. Frogs in Naseau, Bahamas... good times, good times.
I’m a 20-year-old male, doesn’t it sound fun already? I am the Anti-Christ, yup that’s right, the Anti-Christ. Ok, first of all, I hate music done wrong. That’d be Pop (and its entire crap ass sub-culture like R&B), Country, most Foreign music, and anything you’d hear on an elevator. If you think that the brand name of the clothing the ass wipe is wearing makes the ass wipe a good person or a bad person then you should immediately leave my presence… before it is forced. If you are a walking billboard for something that doesn’t deserve it (major conglomerates) then you may join the brand name clothing people in evacuating the immediate area of my web page or any conversations with me. I don't care if you think you have a good reason or not, if you are homophobic and think they should all be shot or some other lame thing like that, i wish you a long painfully blunt life, and a long very painful death, you people who bash gays piss me off and i'm straight, its . For those of you that made it this far, and may be appaulled by the Anti-Christ statement, I’m not the Anti-Christ, I have actually come to the conclusion that I'm much closer to Christ than his enemy, but what's still funny is that I don't believe that there was a Savior named Jesus Christ, so me being him is in complete contridiction to my beliefs, goodtimes? Go me. Probably just pissed off more people, I feel special. What do I do now? I tell ya bands that I like, and you should. Tool, Rage Against The Machine, Sublime, Godsmack, A Perfect Circle, 311, Marilyn Manson, In Flames, Fuel, Filter, Radiohead, Staind, Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica, Our Lady Peace, Alice In Chains, Stabbing Westward, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Phish, Grateful Dead, The Offspring, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, VAST, Beastie Boys, Cold, Counting Crows, Nevermore, and Insane Clown Posse. Don’t like a band there; don’t tell me, I don’t want to know. What do I do in my free time? I surf the web, talk to people, play video games, pluck my bass, listen to music (constantly), read, sleep, bike (when its warm), paintball (when I have the funds), watch movies, and watch anime.
All these songs/poems were either done by me alone or with aide, all parties involved got credit. These are my property and I will not tolerate someone using them anywhere else without my permission & credit given to those who created them.
This First one, if you can't grasp what the meaning of 'Blind' is, then it may just be you eh? During my angstful 7th grade years... Of course through it all I rant about people, and Christians, since nowadays they seem to be one in the same... looking back its not that good a poem in my opinion, but it still describes my feelings quite clearly.
After reading these you'll probably get a feeling that my topics are all pretty much the same, people, and you'd be right. this one follows suit with me ranting about dumb fucks and how they tell you to do things and then do the opposite (never would've figured eh?)
Ah, the one many people enjoy greatly... and its all because the chorus is funny... I'm sorry I couldn't think of something that rhymed with Glass & fell under the same rule. Its still on being told to do things, I still have issues with being ordered to do things. this is all about the loveliness of Conformity, enjoy.
Not the best written, but my favourite. Conformity is of course the easily picked out subject... but its all about Christianity (who would've figured I'd rant about that?) and my views on their existence as an organized religion.
This last one was written in the past and sadly is more of a pain to me to read nowadays, but I believe that it is a good poem, with meaning...
I do not take credit for the creation of Gohan or Darth Maul, these were both pictures done by the original artists at some time that I have adapted through my pisspoor art skills. These pictures however were done by me without help and are therefore my property, although I highly doubt someone'd use them, if you do, contact me first.
Drawing of Darth Maul (Incomplete) from Star Wars
Just a Demon I drew (Incomplete)
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“Don’t just call me pessimistic, try and read between the lines” – Ænema by Tool
“Come down, Get off your fuckin cross, we need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.” – Eulogy by Tool
“I met a boy wearing Vans, thin 501's, beastie-t, nipple rings, & a new ta-too. And claimed that he, was O.G.T., back in '92, on the first E.P. In between sips of Coke he told me that he thought we were selling out, laying down, sucking up... to the man” – Hookre With A Penis by Tool
“Now that the smoke’s gone, and the air is all clear, those who were right there, got a new kind of fear, you’d fight and you were right, but they were just too strong… they’d stick it in your face and let you smell what they consider wrong… that’s why I say hey man nice shot” – Hey Man Nice Shot by Filter
“Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers” – Disturbing Behavior
“Mess with the best... Die like the rest.” – Hackers
“ 'Alright everyone, give me your clips'
'uhhh sarge, what do you expect us to use against these things? Harsh Language?' “ – Aliens
“Life goes on... 'til it does't” – Eyes Wide Shut
“Daaaaaamn Sparky, you can't argue with a woman” – John Crichton, Farscape
“The pig goes MOO” – me
“Roar, I’m a god damned fucking dinosaur” – me
“If I hate _________ enough, will it go away?” – me
Yeah, as you can tell, this page was fun, if you got some good quotes and have some time to take out of busily flaming me, I’d love to have ‘em, give me something to give credit for the quote to so its not blank and people don’t think I came up with it…
this many people have been here before
