How obsessed with Remember WENN are you?

The Remember WENN Obsession Quiz

Just how obsessed with Remember WENN are you?

Click every box that you answer yes to and find out!

1. Do you obsess over Scott in a burgundy shirt, Jeff in a tux, Betty in her Follies outfit, or Maple taking off her shoes?
2. Have you actually been to Pittsburgh because of WENN?
3. Have you visited Elkhart (or Moosehead)?
4. Do you want to eat at The Buttery?
5. Even their tomato surprise?
6. Do handcuffs figure prominently in your Jeff/Hilary fics?
7. Do you say the following: "Very exciting!", "Oh, would you look at the time?", "Piece of cake!", "Understood completely","Where the hell have you been?", and "Of course!"?
8. You know exactly how many times Hilary has thrown scripts at Scott.
9. Do you ever eat spaghetti and ketchup?
10. You wrote elaborate theories about how and why Victor decided to go to London.
11. You wrote elaborate theories about how and why Scott came to Pittsburgh.
12. You wrote elaborate theories on what happened to Pruitt.
13. Do you share Mr. Eldridge's love of cake?
14. You wonder if there is a room available at the Barbican Hotel for Women.
15. And you're a man.
16. You go to San Francisco for the sole purpose of riding a trolley, all the while wishing they still ran in Pittsburgh.
17. You make a batch of peanut brittle to eat while watching the first ep.
18. You are planning to get married on New Year's Eve in Matamoros, Mexico.
19. And you're not even engaged.
20. You can name all the people who have appeared at WENN who saw Hilary in "The Rivals".
21. You can name each and every musical number performed on WENN.
22. And can sing them all.
23. SOMETHING in your house is named "Binky".
24. You want to remodel your house to make it look like WENN.
25. You start saying "swell".
26. You hope that Mackie and Penelope will get back together someday.
27. Have you started talking in code, using things like: Klondide 9366, "Buy Barley Futures", "Sell Bavarian Lint"?
28. Do you have a stuffed albatross and some rope?
29. And a can of cranberry jelly?
30. You spent hours rewatching the gun scene in Happy Homecomings to determine the angles of the guns should shots be fired.
31. You try to decipher the Sentry Savings code just like Scott.
32. You even visit your local library.
33. And you don't know why.
34. You marvel at the geometry of pizza.
35. You've written so many love triangles in fanfic, it's a circle.
36. You scour old movie magazines because you KNOW Celia made it big.
37. Do you think Scott could be a successful attorney?
38. So long as he doesn't represent you?
39. You really want to go to Rabat.
40. You want to turn your basement into Scot's Cafe Mirage.
41. Complete with gambling tables.
42. You wish you'd seen Hilary in "The Rivals" just to taunt her about it.
43. Are there springs in your mind, along with a sizeable amount of lint?
44. Have you written a fic explaining how Jeff knows just how many glasses there are in a bottle of champagne?
45. And it's an Nfic?
46. You look for inscribed books of limericks in antique book shops.
47. You've used the "butterly shrimp" line when you were tired (and sometimes when you weren't).
48. Do you always keep ping pong balls and india ink around for emergencies?
49. You learned how to use semaphore flags.
50. You've tried identifying all 1000 of Mackie's voices.
51. You hope to find shoes in heliotrope.
52. You tried to change your name to Jane Smith and find a Glickman Building just for the publicity.
53. You wonder just how many times Brent has had amnesia.
54. You want Maple to teach you "The Bump".
55. You try to break Maple and Eugenia's record for playing the Minute Waltz.
56. You want to know who Hilary is married to!
57. You fight over who looks better in evening wear...Scott or Jeff.
58. You wish Doug and CJ had been seen more often.
59. You can recite whole episodes.
60. You consider naming your future children after people from WENN.
61. You try to drink a yard of ale and miss it by "that much".
62. You know how many miles you live from Pittsburgh.
63. Do you have every episode on tape?
64. More than once?
65. Can you can hum/sing the theme song?
66. You want to play with Mr. Foley's sound effects equipment.
67. You want to play with Mr. Foley.
68. Have you ever asked the supermarket manager where they stock the Ingram's coffee?
69. You own a copy of "The Sheik" so you can pretend you're either Valentino or Jeff Singer.
70. You write your own scripts for "Bedside Manor", "Valiant Journey", "The Hands of Time", "Amazon Andy", and/or "Sam Dane, Private Eye".
71. You know that half of nothing is nothing.
72. You soak your long johns with a teaspoon of peroxide in cold water at least once a week.
73. You truly believe Scott's idea of "Visio" was sheer genius.
74. You search Amazon for Ted E. Peck films.
75. Whenever someone mentions Czechoslovakia, do you bristle?
76. To a cute guy/girl, do you say, "Can I help you? Or can I help myself?"
77. You've written fanfic/created artwork and/or a website devoted to WENN.
78. You've gone to the theatre just because someone from WENN was in the show.
79. Have you bought Cast Recordings simply because WENN cast members were on them?
80. You haunt eBay in the hopes that someone will sell something WENN related.
81. You wrote to AMC protesting their treatment of WENN.
82. More than once.
83. More than five times.
84. More than ten times.
85. You write them every day.
86. You go to #thebuttery and #wenn.
87. You stay longer than two hours.
88. You have actually met WENN fans in person that you know from being online.
89. You start re-educating yourself on the histories of WWII, OTR, and the 40's era.
90. You spend hours composing an email to Rupert trying not to sound like you're gushing, when you really *are* gushing.
91. You go out and buy all of Rupert's CD's in the hopes that there will be subtle WENN references 20 years before Rupert ever thought of WENN.
92. You know where all of the WENN cast members were born, grew up, got involved in their careers, and what other productions they've been in.
93. They're considering a restraining order against you.
94. Linda Young's website was your online introduction to WENN.
95. You check her site at least once a week for new updates.
96. Any and all WENN memorabilia is kept under lock and key for security purposes.
97. You go out and spend a small fortune on software to create new WENN graphics.
98. When Hilary recites her speech in "Ghost of WENN" about the ship of cannibals, instead of Pavla, you picture her talking about Mark Juris.
99. You dream of winning the lottery so you can buy the show and fund either a new season or a proper ending.
100. You still miss WENN after all this time.

Bonus Questions.

Are you a member of the cast of Remember WENN?
Are you a member of the crew of Remember WENN?
Are you Rupert Holmes?
You happily took this quiz?

0% -10%

You sure you haven't been listening to WEEP instead?

11-30%

Swell! You're a great combination of pixie and moxie.

31-60%

Full time Remember WENN fan. You're hopelessly obsessed.

61-89%

You can't understand why you can't get your radio to tune in WENN. Or why your letters to the cast have gone unanswered.

90% +

You do know it's the 21st Century, yes? The trolley is coming with the men in the nice white coats so you can join us in minding the asylum.

Quiz by BG and Diane Valancy with some help from Thena and DMM from the Harry Potter for Grownups mailing list. Kudos to the Otaku Purity test for some ideas

Please send all questions and/or comments to Editor Chique

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