A man walks into a restaurant and begins looking around. At a table he sees a guy
sitting there and beside him is a miniature guy, about a foot tall, playing an equally miniature piano.
The man walks up to him and asks about the little piano player, and the guy says, "Oh, I made a wish on this magic
lamp, and he just appeared." The guy promptly shows the man the lamp.
"You can have this if you want it," said the guy, "I don't really want it."
"Wow, thanks!" said the man. He immediately rubbed the lamp and said, "I wish for a million bucks."
Suddenly, ducks began falling everywhere. Angrily, the man said, "Hey, I wished for a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS!!
Is there something wrong with this lamp?"
"I think there is," sighed the guy. "You don't think I wished for a 12-inch pianist do you?"