Man goes to his priest
MAN: Father, I have a problem.
PRIEST: What is your problem?
MAN: Well, I bought these two female parrots about a week ago, and I've been trying to get them to talk. But they only know one phrase, and it's so bad I'm starting to feel guilty about having them.
PRIEST: I see. Well what do these parrots say?
MAN: The only line they know is "Hey, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
PRIEST: Oh. That IS bad. But I think I can help you. It just so happens I have two male parrots. I have taught them to pray and read the Bible. Maybe if you let me look after your parrots for a while, I can teach them to do the same, and stop saying that terrible thing.
The next day the man brings the parrots to the priest's house. The priest takes the two female parrots and sits them beside the two male parrots, who are reading the Bible.
FEMALE PARROT: Hey, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?
MALE PARROT: Put down your Bible, Frank. Our prayers have been answered.

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