Ode to the Nsider

*If you aren't familiar with the goings on at Nintendo.com recently, the following will make no sense to you. But if you are you know how the message board was taken down due to alleged abuse and corruption. Members like myself are not too pleased with the way Nintendo is handling things and I have written a little tribute to our fallen BBS. It goes something like this:

  • A popular site
  • Nearly everyone knows
  • But all who have been there
  • Will agree that it blows

  • N.O.A.
  • They took it away
  • They said some people
  • Just didn't know how to play

  • They redid the Loud House
  • So well in fact
  • You couldn't count the problems
  • And be that exact

  • So where shall I start?
  • Hmmm... let me think
  • Of how to describe it
  • Using paper and ink

  • BBS Wars
  • Tell me, what is that?
  • Virtual fighting
  • Using online chat?

  • Good idea
  • Bad bunch of kids;
  • Take it too seriously
  • And this ride's bound to skid

  • Playstation sucks!
  • Did that hurt you bad?
  • Because if it did
  • That's awfully sad

  • So make me a comeback
  • Whatever you say
  • I'll say "Go to Hell"
  • That'll make it okay

  • Now I try to make up
  • But a smiley won't work
  • Because there's no parentheses
  • So I still look like a jerk

  • So Leader of HAWC
  • Or something to that effect
  • He made it his business
  • To serve and protect

  • And as though it would make us
  • Go away crying
  • He'd tell us both to shut up
  • But at least he was trying

  • Then there's that Dan O
  • Who we love and adore
  • He can be so darn cranky
  • Like he needs a good whore

  • When we had our fights
  • He got plumb overheated
  • "Stop all this mess
  • Or your names will be deleted!"

  • Oh don't take my name!
  • Whatever shall I do--
  • But sign on as UROBBIE1,
  • Or 3, or maybe 2?

  • And then came that rule:
  • The BBS isn't chat;
  • It's only a message board
  • What's up with that?

  • "Hi, how's it going?"
  • "Fine. You the same?"
  • In here 'cause the chat's
  • Inaccessible and lame

  • "How many secrets in Zelda?"
  • No one really knows
  • There's just too many myths
  • As far as that stuff goes

  • So how do you separate
  • The facts from the fiction?
  • You can't, because dumb people
  • Haven't any restriction

  • "The problem's too big!"
  • Said N.O.A.
  • So they took down the forums
  • And ruined our day

  • They say it'll return
  • After an indefinite time
  • A professional way of saying
  • "We're sick of your kind"

  • So when will it come back?
  • Where'd everyone go?
  • Nintendo won't tell you
  • 'Cause they don't even know

  • If you're new to the story
  • That's all there is to it
  • That's how a bunch
  • Of simpletons blew it

  • So find your new forums
  • Keep passing the time
  • Because I can't think
  • Of another damn rhyme!

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