Confucius Say...
Man who jump in front of car get tired
Man who chase car get exhausted
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have much trouble putting pants on
Woman who cooks carrots and peas in the same pot is unsanitary
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam
Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time
Man who drive like hell is bound to get there soon
Man who pull out too fast leave rubber behind
Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew
Man with hand in pocket not crazy, just feeling nuts
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in orders
It take many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it
It good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl
Before becoming master fisherman, must become master baiter
Woman who live in glass house should dress in basement
Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk
Wealthy man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ
Virginity much like balloon--one prick, all gone
Passionate kiss much like spider web--often lead to undoing of fly
Man who fly upside down have crack up
Crowded elevator smell different to midget
Panties not the best thing in the world, but next to it
Man who step in it often say it
Man who walk through turnstyle sideways is going to Bangkok
Never raise hand to angry child--it leave groin exposed
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg finds no nuts
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
Hockey player on ice have big stick
Man who sleep on bed of nails wake up holy
Soldier who goes to bed horny wake up with discharge in hand
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