Q's ans A's

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A: Elephino

Q: How do you tell when a blonde is really having a bad day?
A: She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil

Q: Rudolph's nose is red, so why are the other reindeer's noses brown?
A: None of them can stop as fast as the one ahead of them

Q: Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?
A: He thought they were a delivery service.

Q: What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
A: Dam(n)

Q: How can you tell if two elephants have been making out in your yard?
A: Your flowers are crushed and one of your garbage bags is missing.

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