Yes.
No.

2. Of the following, what do you rely most heavily upon in a fight?

Your commanding presence.
Your trusty .22 (a gun).
Sheer numbers.
Intelligence and skill.
A knife.
I don’t fight.

3. Which of the following is funniest to you?

What the hell! I just killed you!
Cheeseburger isn’t even a word… Just like I’m not even a person.
What’s I be wantin’ with the world. I wants me some CRACK!
Heroin… With crack on top, and then more heroin on top of that, forming a heroin-crack sandwhich!
If I raise the baby, I can teach him to steal food for me…
I object!
I object! You can’t object to evidence!
You can’t object to an objection either!
WAAAAAAHHHHH!
Oh, Mason… Oh, Mason… Oh… Mason.
This concept of ‘humor’ is alien to me.

4. What’s funniest of these?

A parody of a trial.
A parody of the Bible… kinda?
A pseudo-parody of The Stranger and various other things.

5. Capitalism or Ninjaism?

Capitalism.
Ninjaism.
What the fuck is Ninjaism?

6. Would you eat the baby?

Definitely.
I’m kinda’ indecisive on that one.
No.
What the fuck are you talking about?

7. Was the rat guilty?

Yes.
No.
Alright, these questions are starting to make no fucking sense.

8. Which of the statements do you most relate to?

I’m a stern and professional lawyer who is just doing his/her job.
I’m sorta’ a cross between God, the Devil, and Mukaloo. Have you heard of Mukaloo, my friend?
I’m an old black thief with a fetish for baby flesh.
Am I supposed to be the savior of mankind of something? Seriously, I need to lay off the crack.
I’m outgoing and charismatic lawyer who coined the ‘Species Card’.
I’m a tough bailiff who despises disorder in my courtroom.
I’m a judge who often forgets to put my brain in the charger.
I’m just some random guy, but I could take like 80 ninjas at once!
I’m the only bastion of hope in the world against the growing tide of Ninjaism.
I like to kill things! WAAAHHH!
I’m kinda’ small and fuzzy.