Communism Stinks!

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Communism Stinks!

And so do you if you don't read this next episode of the one and only... Imposter Series!

It was recently suggested by Chris that since all this controversy was brewing over himself, it might be good to include a picture for the fans. I contemplated this idea, and rejected it immediately due to Chris's intense ugliness. But then I thought about it again. I owed it to you guys. I realized, however, that the world was not ready for all of Chris, so i shall reveal him piece by piece so as not to disturb you. Here are his ears.

During these last Imposter Series installments, I have been exploring the possible reasons as to what drove the Imposter toward this destructive end. We will now take a break from this school of thought to study the actual messages posted by the Imposter. Perhaps they will reveal even more than we could possibly imagine.

We will begin our studies with the second message posted by the Imposter:

chris turk 04/Mar/1999:16:07:56

i must admit publicly that i have fallen in love with lisa. that is why
i visit this page so very often. seeing that beautiful picture of her
takes my breath away. lisa, if you read this, i would like for you to
call me sometime. i know how painful it is for you but if you do not
call me my heart will be broken into many tiny pieces that cannot be
put together again. i will be sitting here by the phone, waiting.....

This entry is very interesting because it reveals the imposter's cunning and wits. If you will notice, there are no capital letters in the above message. This clearly indicates the amount of study put into faking Chris's guestbook signature. It seemed as if The Imposter had gotten the upper hand, until Chris replied: (notice: Even Chris complimented the Imposter on his/her wits)

the real chris turk 04/Mar/1999:17:51:47

aha! some one very clever indeed was faking to be me in the previous
message. some one, smart enough to know that i dont use capitol
letters! someone who is smart enough to know that i probably would be
stupid enough to sit by the phone. some one who knows that i have no
life. but i tell you the truth, i did not sign that fake comments on
the message before this one. when ever i find out who did, there will
be great weeping and gnashing of teeth. : - )

In this last message, it is obvious that the Imposter is getting to Chris. He has decided to take action. Be sure, my friend, when you cross Chris, there is great weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Tune in for more parts of the Imposter Series.

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chris turk		04/Mar/1999:16:07:56
i must admit publicly that i have fallen in love with lisa. that is why i visit this page so very often. seeing that beautiful picture of her takes my breath away. lisa, if you read this, i would like for you to call me sometime. i know how painful it is for you but if you do not call me my heart will be broken into many tiny pieces that cannot be put together again. i will be sitting here by the phone, waiting.....

the real chris turk		04/Mar/1999:17:51:47
aha! some one very clever indeed was faking to be me in the previous message. some one, smart enough to know that i dont use capitol letters! someone who is smart enough to know that i probably would be stupid enough to sit by the phone. some one who knows that i have no life. but i tell you the truth, i did not sign that fake comments on the message before this one. when ever i find out who did, there will be great weeping and gnashing of teeth. : - )