When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?
Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your lifestyle?
Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that they'd face?
A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you consider it safe to expose children to a heterosexual teacher?
Even with all the societal support the divorce rate is spiralling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?
Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you fear that s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own leanings?
How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality and fail to develope your natural, healthy homosexual potential?
There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed which enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered aversion therapy?
Q. A Skinhead, a Punk and a Raver are riding in the back seat of a car.
Who is driving?
A. The Arresting Officer.
How many ...
...Rudies does it take to change a Light Bulb?
One to drop the bulb and five in the background to say,
"pick-it-up, pick-it-up, pick-it-up."
...Trad-Skins does it take to change a Light Bulb?
Oi!oi!oi! Nothing fucking changes after '69. Oioioi."
...Anarchist-Skins does it take to change a Light Bulb?
Everyone talks about the need for change but no one wants to do the
work themself! (This is based on a gathering I was at
last summer. A light bulb did burn out the second day and
hadn't been changed by the end of the gathering SEVEN DAYS
LATER!)
...Student activists does it take to change a Light Bulb?
One to change the light bulb. 19 to complain that she isn't
changing things fast enough or going far enough to the left"
...Straight-edge-kids does it take to screw in a Light Bulb?
Straight-edge kids don't screw."
...Straight-edge kids does it take to drink a six-pack?
One, if he's alone."
There are three apartments
in a house. The first apartment has a group of Crusty Punx.
The second has a couple of Hippies. The top floor has
three Skinheads.
At 1:00 in the afternoon,
the building collapses. Who survives?
The Skinheads, 'cause they
were at work.
