QUOTES

"dying tickles..." -Simpsons

"Yeah well you smell like STUPID!" - Conner

Me- Adam what did you have for thanksgiving?
Adam- Turkey, not rice. YOU RACIST WHORE!

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pushing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?" ~Trainspotting

Dude this is hillarious from Mr. Murphy's Biology class.
Lindsey- Yeah the fruit flies with their legs all twitching and stuff.
Ricky- Yeah kinda like your mom last night!
Kenny- Yeah i was there.

"Riddle me this, Riddle me that, why is your room so damn cold?" ~Terra

"OH MY GOD! That's gotta be the hottest piece of ass i've seen in i don't know how long!" ~Beth

"Sorry I only like Punk boys with Tattoos" ~Terra

"I'm not making fun of Weezer. I like Weezer, your mom used to have a hashpipe just ask her." ~My dad

"owh owh can i b an ass too?" ~Kate

"Its oposite day so you're suppose to like it when I hurt you." ~Aarron

"Happiness is like peeing you pants, every ones sees but only you can feel the sensation." ~Lindsey

"I'm a hammerhead!" ~Peter

"Hey my Jello is moving!" ~Dad