It seems that my friends and family have taken a liking to my lovely renditions of songs I learned in my time at CCA. So I dedicate this page to them....I will try to add new songs from time to time till you have learned them all!! If you know the words, sing along!!
I'm a Nut
I'm a nut, oh so brown, lying on the cold cold ground, everybody steps on me, that is why i am cracked you see. I'm a nut, I'm a nut; I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut!
Called myself on the telephone, just to see if I was home, asked myself for a date, told myself about half past eight. I'm a nut, I'm a nut; I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut!
Took myself to the picture show, sat myself in the very first row, wrapped my arms around my waist, got so fresh I slapped my face. I'm a nut, I'm a nut; I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut!
Eddie Brown
Chorus:Eddie Koochie Ketcha Kami Dosinary Dosinally Sammi Kammi Wacki Brown, fell into the well, fell into the well, fell into the deep dark well.
Susie Brown, milking in the barn, saw him fall and ran inside to tell her mom that: Chorus
Susie's mom, making cracklin' bread, rand outside to tell Ol' Joe what Susie said that: Chorus
Then Ol' Joe put aside his plow, grabbed his cane, and hobbled in to tell everyone, that: Chorus
To the well, everybody came, what a shame it took so long to say his name that: Chorus
Who?, Eddie Koochie Katcha Kami Dosinary Dosinally Sammi Kammi Wacki Brown drowned.
There was a little Dutchman, his name was Johnny Vorbeck, he was a dealer in sausages and sauerkraut and speck. He made the finest sausages that ever more were seen, till one day he invented a wonderful sausage machine. BANG!
Chorus: Mr. Mr. Johnny Vorbeck, how could you be so mean, told you be sorry for inventing that machine. Now all the neighbors cats and dogs will never more be seen, they've all be ground to sausages in Johnny Vorbeck's machine.
One day a little fat boy came walking in the store, he bought a pound of suasages and laid them on the floor. Then he began to whistle, he whistled up a tune, and all the little sausages, went dancing around the room. BANG!
Chorus
One day the thing got busted, the darn thing wouldn't go, so Johnny Vorbeck crawled in to see what made it so. His wife she had a nightmare and walking in her sleep gave the crank an awful yank and Johnny Vorbeck was meat. BANG!
Chorus
Oh they built the ship Titanic to sail the ocean blue and they thought it was a ship that the waters never knew, so the good Lord raised his hand and said this ship will never land. It was sad when the great ship went down!
The captain stood on deck with a teardrop in his eye, as he watched the lifeboats he waved them all good bye. They said he made a slip so he went down with the ship, it was sad when the great ship went down.
They built a ship just like it and they called it Mary Lou, they said it was a ship that waters never knew, so they christened it with beer and it slid right off the pier, it was sad when the great ship went down.
The moral of this story as you can plainly see is to wear your life jacket when you go out to sea. Uncles and aunts, little children lost their pants, it was sad when the great ship went down.
KERPLUNK, it sunk
too bad, so sad
sing it again, no way Jose
THE END!! AMEN!!
