Duh, hi. My name is "Gosh". (It was supposed to be Josh, but, duh my mom's a lousy speller). These are the answers I gave on my vocabulary test. Duh, I still don't know why I got an F! I think I'm duh, pretty damn smart.

1. Under Attack - Where you can usually find a poster.

2. Satellite Dish - Outerspace gossip.

3. Get Down - The headline for a pillow ad.

4. Ace in the Hole - A fighter pilot who owes money.

5. First Class - The one I always have trouble making it to.

6. Get Ahead - What kids used to say to tease the Headless Horseman.

7. Against the Grain - What a bread-hater's picket sign would say.

8. A Stitch in Time - A comedian who will eventually get funnier.

9. Permanent Vacation - Letting your hair go straight for awhile.

10. Watch Your Step - What you have to do when your new mom leaves her kid with you.

11. The Ball is in Your Court - What the dance committee told the judge.

12. Brain Teasers - The kids who make fun of the nerds.

13. Watch Out - What a caveman named "Fast Eddie" says when his inventory is gone.

14. A Run for Your Money - The result of buying pantyhose.



15. The Big Bang Theory - The more hair you have hanging over your forehead, the less likely you are to get a mosquito in your eye.

16. Different Strokes - What you learn in swimming class.

17. Hit the Sack - Something you're not allowed to do in boxing.

18. Check Back Later - What a busy Chinese chiropractor might say.

20. Behind Bars
- Where drunks pee.

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