Duke University Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics department. A child was born with both male and female organs: a penis and a brain.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1. One - He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. 2. Five. One to screw in the bulb, and four to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Why can't men get mad cow disease? No pig has yet caught it.
What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys watching a football game.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice.
Why do doctors slap babies' bottoms right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.
Why do little boys whine? Because they are practicing to be men.
Why do men have a hole in their penis? So their brains can get oxygen.
Why do men name their penises?
Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They have no idea where they are going, but not one will stop and ask for directions.
Come on now...some of those were fairly amusing. :) No?...well I warned you didn't I?
