If you notice UFO's disappearing into local briar patches, don't be alarmed, it's just your local fly bunnies coming home to roost. One bunny learned how to do it and now thanks to a wonderful home schooling program they are all doing it!!!
UFO Construction Class 101
Step 1. Get three really big electromagnets, one for each axis X, Y & Z.
Step 2. You will need a source of ionizing radiation, be VERY careful here.
Step 3. Get three big batteries, preferably nuclear powered Hook up some transformers to control power output
Step 4.Build a really cool looking ship with running lights & more important make it water tight.(I'll explain why later)
Step 5. The pilots need a good cooling system & lead linings in their space suits.
Step 6. Never mind about radio communications, nothing can get through the force field.
Step 7. Now hook up the batteries through a sophisticated computer to the electromagnets.
You will need to be able to control how much power goes to which magnet & when.
Step 8. Practice underwater first as water is already ionized and nobody will laugh at you
.(Better learn to swim first too)
Step 9. By switching the power and current output to different electromagnets you can change direction and speed of your craft instantly. The magnetic fields created by the magnets will push against the ionized force field
around your ship moving you in any direction you want to go including vertically.
Step 10. There is no brake pedal or steering wheel,
you reverse positive and negative currents to the different magnets
to change direction, stop, reverse or make the ship hover
(This is where the computer helps you fly this thing)
Step 11. Once you have mastered it underwater, try flying it out of the pond into the open air.
Be sure to boost the ionizing radiation to maximum output to create a large enough ionized field to keep you aloft.
Step 12. Be careful where you fly these things as the radiation will burn everything in its path.
The powerful electromagnets will shut down any mechanical vehicle and all its electrical circuits.
Observers will get a bad sunburn, radiation poisoning and eye damage.
Step 13. Flying at night is cool. You will be less likely to be followed or shot down
and the glow and light show is razzle-dazzling, temporarily stunning the uninitiated.
Step 14. Bring you ship back to the pond for a safe underwater landing and hideaway.
Step 15. When the world sees strange lights in the night sky, wonders how a ship can fly so silently,
or can change directions so quickly and turn on a dime,
or can't explain car engines dying,the clocks stopping, radios and TVs fuzzing out,
or the big circular burned areas where the ship hovered over the field and melted the rocks,
or the terrible burns, blindness and strange sickness in those who dared to get too close,
Don't get cocky! Remember you a just a little bunny after all! You could be rabbit stew tomorrow.
