Welcome to the Spooning Academy, the prestigious institution founded by Professor Cooterbumdickbum M.D. This is where millions go from "zero to hero" with advanced yet ancient techniques developed eons ago. The goal of the Spooning Academy is for students to graduate Magnum Cum Ladre with the possibility of up to 3 bronze metals for the art of spooning. With much effort(not to mention the assistance of Professor Cooterbumdickbum and the 3 gurus) you may become a hero--and spit some fine game. Pull up a chair and let us have a look at that spoon...
