Welcome to FAU- Fat Asses Unite. This is quite possibly the world's greatest organization created by two extraordinary leaders- Kyle Kyleson, a complete moron, and M.E.H. (muffin-eating hellbot), a robot sent from the future to brainwash today's humans to drink Mountain Dew... a super advertisment bent on destruction! So obviously, when these guys met, they created a club where people can get wasted and play Pong. So dust off your Ataris and take daddy's six-pack, boys and girls, for you are about to enter the hellish depths of...