Are you worthy?
1. How would you best describe your style?
a. Skaterlike
b. Preppy
c. I throw on whatever, I don’t care
d. Thugish
2. Which would you choose for a first date…
a. Zoo or something else unconventional
b. Sunset at the beach
c. Dinner and a movie
d. Renting a movie and lounging
3. How big (or small) is your penis?
a. average
b. I wouldn’t mind being bigger
c. Huge
d. Too big for you!
4. How tall are you?
a. over 5’
b. 5’5-5’8
c. 5’9-6’2
d. 6’2+
5. What’s your hair color?
a. blond
b. red head like Clifford
c. brown
d. dark brown/black
6. What color are your eyes?
a. blue
b. green
c. brown
d. hazel
7. What type of career are you planning for the future?
a. business/financing
b. health services
c. education
d. I’m a bum
e. Other
8. What type of movie would you prefer?
a. mushy romantic comedy
b. smart comedy like Mel Brooks’ movies
c. stupid comedy like Dude Where’s My Car?
d. Drama/war
e. Classic movies…think Yul Brenner
9. In high school, what type of group did you hang out with?
a. punkish/skater
b. jocks
c. nose in a book
d. preppy
e. drama/chorus boy
f. no group, I had no friends
10. What show did you prefer to watch as a child?
a. Saved By the Bell
b. Alf
c. Mickey Mouse Club
d. Cartoons…for ex. He-Man, Ninja Turtles, etc.
e. Perfect Strangers with Balkee Bartakamuss
f. Jem and My Little Ponies
11. What’s your favorite hobby?
a. Music
b. Art
c. Sports
d. Partying…hollaa
e. Computers
12. If you could pick a place to visit, regardless of $$$, where would you go?
a. The Caribbean
b. Europe
c. Theme Park, ex. Disneyworld
d. Maine
e. Skiing in VT
f. Historical sites such as the battle grounds of Gettysburg, PA
13. If you could live in any era, which would you live in?
a. dancing at the hop in the 50’s
b. smoking some reefer in the 60’s
c. disco dancing in the 70’s
d. idolizing Billy Idol in the 80’s
14. It’s one of our dates, who’s paying the bill?
a. whoever initiated the date
b. the guy, obviously
c. switching back and forth
d. pay your own way
15. Where can you see yourself living in the future?
a. a farm in North Branford…yea cow tipping!
b. Boston
c. A suburb in CT
d. A suburb in MA
e. By the water
16. Let’s get kinky: What’s your favorite position?
a. Doggie Style baby, woof!
b. Missionary…classic
c. Girl on top, bouncy bouncy bounce! Weeeeeeeeee
d. Give it to me in the pooper baby
17. What kind of music do you listen to?
a. R&B/rap
b. Ska
c. Classic Rock
d. Musicals
e. Oldies
f. Everything
18. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
a. 1 or more tattoo
b. 1 or more piercing(s)
c. I look like a pin cushion (both or a lot)
d. Ouch…keep those needles away from me!
19. How many children do you want in the future?
a. 1
b. 2
c. 3
d. none
e. I want a kitten!
20. Which would you prefer for a pet?
a. Cats
b. Yippy dogs named Buffy with ribbons and diamond studded collars
c. Big dogs like labs and golden retrievers
d. Fish
e. Hamsters/ferrets/gerbils
21. Rate these in order of importance to you
___ Money
___ Family
___ Friends
___ Career
___ Love
Email: jbesnoff@bridgew.edu
