Yeah, that's right - another update in less than an hour! Well what can I say - I have a lot to say.
...CRAP. Forgot what I was gonna say. O yeah - Avril Lavigne sucks bad. There we go. You want to hear some really, really good stuff head over to http://www.warprecords.com/ most stuff there defies awesome. And plz don't sue me.
Here's 2 shoutouts to my BOYZZ!!!11!!! cody, bogey, higs, josh, zorro, cesar, y stouter. I should probably do those monologues on you guys soon...and what better time than to-night! I don't want to have a 3 post-per-day record on my hands. Gotta watch out for the RIAA....yeah.
Call of Duty 80% done!
Mitch: He's pretty much our main man. Leads the pack, like the hungry, angry wolves we are. Not that he eats meat - vegetarian. But yeah. Bloody resourceful as well - kinda like the one guy in the one book. Katzinscky. All Quiet on the Western Front. Only he's not willing to chase around a goose for a good meal. Vegetarian. Plus, he's got Mariposa's heart cause of the...how do you spell 'em...Muttin' Chops. I don't know about those Muttin' Chops.
Jason: The gunman. With minigun and grenades slapped to his belt, that man could take over England. Then again, he'd need bullets. He seems to forget those every time he needs 'em too. It's always
"Did you guys take my ammo?"
"Yeah, Rambo. We need your ammo for our big miniguns that we got strapped to our shoulders right here."
"Yeah. We know."
Then again, isn't the quote something like "guns are for shows, knives are for pros"?
Brian: aka Mr. Big. Sure, his brother fits the description better. But a Vegan with supposedly long hair who can't put his arms together he's so friggin' pumped doesn't really deserve the name. But Brian knows the people - meaning everybody. He can get anything and get rid of anything in less than a week. Pigs, he says. Well, you get what you pay for.
Cody: A crazy one at times. He thinks he's so good just cause he's got his "weapons" he likes to call 'em. I say he should put those things away when we're eating for God's sake. At least he's our driver, and a good one at that. If being able to dodge 1156 cars in a row on the freeway going the wrong direction and still getting away from the cops counts as being a good driver. Does to me at least.
Bogey: Some people I just don't get. Then again, demolitions isn't exactly my thing. Maybe that's what got in to him. That, or his girl. Not that that explains how he could have taken over half the stores in a shopping mall using his secret "carrot and CD carrying case bomb" without getting arrested. Not to mention the fondling.
Josh: One of the less-crazy ones of the "Crew." Sure, we pick on him alot, but everybody needs a scapegoat including us. He's the "home" man. And the cook. Most of the stuff is surprisingly edible, up until to the point you actually see what it looks like. Good luck cleaning that stuff up. No, not the food. The stuff you just gagged all over the ground. Yeah, I know that's his job, but it's your puke.
More to come later.