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Would you like to exterminate a cow?
yes
yup
definitely
let me think... yes
most certainly
Check the boxes next to the good things about cows
nothing I can think of!
not much
I definitely prefer chickens
I'd rather eat a horse, no, really I would
their dung makes good fires, good enough to smell up the planet!!!
Would the planet be a better choice without cows
...duhhhhhhh