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Gay English teacher scoring every night, co-workers speculate

TOKYO, Japan (GTA) -- Chad Derrick's alternative lifestyle has been under heavy speculation since he arrived at the AEON Kanda branch last September.

Although Chad has not officially declared his sexual orientation publicly, fellow teachers were well aware of his homosexuality from the day he arrived at the school.

"We don't know exactly what Chad does on his days off. But it's safe to assume that he's getting a significant amount of man-to-man action,�h explained co-worker Jason Reardon.

"I saw Chad on lunch-break having coffee with this half-Japanese guy with all these funky dread locks hanging. There's not much time so I assume they were just going to do something in the Doutor bathroom. Either that, or they must have been making plans where they were going to have sex in the alley later after work."

Chad's evenings out have also raised a few eyebrows, according to Steve Calloway, who nearly caught Chad in the act.

"I happened to see Chad at Shinjuku station a couple weeks ago. And he just happened to be by the east exit near Kabukicho. You know by the bathroom near the koban? I swear to god, he came out of the bathroom," explained Steve. "You don't have to be a genius to figure out what he would be doing there. But, hey, good for him. He should be happy."

Jeremy Fezzini, who shares a train with Chad on the way to Kanda, is often able to tell when Chad has engaged in sexual activity the night before, which is more often than not.

"Chad looked really tired on Monday when got on the train. He said he was up late 'watching a video.' I just changed the subject right there."

Chad's incredibly active sex life has apparently taken precedent over any other activity.

"Last week I mentioned to him that Saddam Hussein had been executed and Chad didn't even know he was caught," Jeremy stated. "I guess you'd probably not have much time to follow shit like that when you are getting sex every night with numerous anonymous partners like Chad must be."

Chad recently asked for two-weeks vacation so that he could return back to his hometown in Phoenix, Arizona, leading to further speculation that Chad is going to visit a boyfriend back home, who is possibly Latino and probably a dancer with a stunningly muscular and tanned physique.

"We've got a pretty good idea about what Chad's going to be doing most of the time back home. We just hope his American boyfriend doesn't find out about all the hot, man action Chad's been getting every night in Japan."

Chad's rumored sexual conquests have been a source of some concern for Jason. Jason has found it odd that Chad, who teaches in the room directly opposite of his, has yet to make any sort of pass or flirtatious gestures.

"You would think that I would be a big time target. That's because I'm thin and keep things neat. Plus I like to dance and watch a lot of independent and foreign films. So naturally, people could easily mistake me for being a homosexual. But it's been almost three months now and Chad hasn't even come into my room to chat. This is probably smart. He probably wants to avoid any sexual affairs with co-workers since he can meet plenty of people outside of work."

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