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37-year old man denies having "Snow Globes"

TOKYO, Japan (GTA) -- 37-year old Yasuhito Suzuki continues to deny ever having possession of snow globes after undergoing a 40-minute questioning session last Thursday. According to investigators, the man not only denies having snow globes, but also denies "needing snow globes" or "wanting snow globes."

"He doesn't need snow globes," explained Jessica Van Slyke. "He doesn't want snow globes. He doesn't even like snow globes apparently."

Suzuki, who is not a police officer and not a student, describes himself as an office worker.

"He has freely admitted that he needs a coffee and wants spaghetti. We know he has many t-shirts. Although, he doesn't need a necklace," Van Slyke explained.

Investigators described Suzuki as "mildly-cooperative" as he has yet to reveal if there is a briefcase under his bed.

"He refuses to talk about what's under his bed completely. A surfboard? A tiki statue? A pearl necklace?"

If Suzuki remains uncooperative, he could be subject to further review.

"We have ways of making him talk. I've already recommended further intensive questioning," Van Slyke explained.