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39-year-old English teacher to withhold January availability schedule from Gaba IQM "indefinitely"

TOKYO, Japan (GTA) -- Thirty-nine-year-old Jason Simmons is considering the options available to him after suffering a series of grievances in the past month.

"If dipstick Craig (IQM) thinks that I'm going to come in to cover a shift on Saturday on my day off and then be lectured on keeping my lousy GTS books in order, he's got another thing coming," the fiery Simmons explained.

"If they are not careful, I'll take it over to Berlitz starting tomorrow. Then whofs going to suddenly appear out of nowhere to teach hungover Mattfs lessons on Saturday."

While Simmons has now begun to distance himself from his original claim of "walking straight out and never coming back," he is considering making a statement by withholding his January schedule past the official deadline.

"I figure, I'll let them sweat it out a little, until maybe the last day of the month. They've been relying on Simmons to carry the huge loads on evenings and Saturdays. I'd like to see their faces when they input the schedules into the PC and don't see good ole dependable Jason."

"Better yet, I might also stop wearing my tie. I don't friggin care anymore because I'm going to be out of here before too long. I've got plenty of offers on the horizon."

IQM Craig Withers could not be reached for comment.

We did speak to Matt and Lawrence: unfortunately they were not aware of any Jason Simmons working at their school and inquired if he was "the Kenyan guy."

"I have seen Shane and Lawrence not wearing ties. Craig doesn't give them any crap because they are all so very "buddy-buddy," with each other. But that's okay, because I'm not going to let this bring me down."

In related news, Simmons announced he was seriously considering his verbal agreement earlier to attend the upcoming Christmas party. "You may not see the J-MAN at this year's party."

"For there is a vast wastland around his heart this year. That area has long since abandoned. Only a thin layer of dust remains...covering a lifeless desert void of even a single blade of grass," Simmons added.

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