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New Gas Panic DJ playing 'Dancing Queen' all wrong

ROPPONGI, Tokyo (GTA) -- DJ J-MAX has just completed his first month working at Roppongi's Gas Panic. Although poised to throw off the mandatory 6-month probationary status assigned to all new staff, there is now growing doubt as to whether J-MAX is ready to take over the coveted Thursday night DJ responsibilities.

According to one former DJ at the club, DJ J-Max has made several questionable decisions during his training period.

"Before I left GP, I was in charge of working J-Max into the system to make sure the changeover goes smoothly, you know. But I don't know if he's really cut out for the job. He starts off playing 'Raining Men' and then goes staight into 'Dancing Queen' the very next song. We don't play 2 disco songs in a row. Before we play DQ, we use what's called a 'turtle.' This just slows things down and give's people a chance to rest. Then BAM! We spin Dancin Queen and everyone gets moving again. The way the new guy does it, you just get one 8-minute long disco session."

"Oh, I don't want to bring up last Saturday night. I told him that we play the new Fergie & Ludacris track during peak hours only. But he played it at the start of his 8pm shift. And he never even got around to playing Lincoln Park or Bon Jovi that night like the employee handbook specifies.

"Gas Panic will totally regret they don't have me around when people end up dancing to the Horny, Horny, Horny song twice in one hour because the new guy is two dumb to check off the master DJ playlist properly."

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