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The combination of alcohol and my copy of Word Power: Vocabulary Builder only fuels my fury over my horrendous booth assignment

By English teacher Carlton Von Wilsbergendorfer Ph.D

TOKYO, Japan (GTA) - If I could just opine my thought on the latest conundrum, opprobriusly thrusted upon me as a result of my latest booth relocation. It seems our manager has now placed me at a propinquity to the most somniferous denizens who somehow yet manage to attain the consummate level of cacophony.

What I find most frightenlingly pernicious is that I have been hereto unable to come up with any succinctly eloquent, adroit, or even slightly urbane topic for conservation.

The divine Afflatus of English Conversation! Have you forsaken me? Are we not brothers? Surrounded by such nescience hast left me unable to exuviate this dead layer of hackneyed verbosity, concomitant with such a milieu I am currently imprisoned! Isolated in irrelevance! Drowning in a sea of sciolistic pedantry. An anomaly trapped inside the captital city of Platitudastan.

When shall my dark nightmare come to an end? Drifting alone in the seas of ad nauseum mediocrity! Cast down here by the sureptiously clandestine conclaves that mask their selves as my innocuous superiors!

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