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Part 3/3: Jesus Christ asks to switch to Rachel-sensei's class starting from next Tuesday

HEAVEN, Universe (GTA) -- Jesus Christ, who has primarily been a student in Glenn Schumacher's class for the past year, has now made a formal request to join Rachel Luna's Tuesday night class at Nova.

Jesus Christ himself was 'pleased' with Schumacher's teaching ability, but preferred Rachel-sensei whose explanations on topics such as making authentic Mexican tacos are often way more interesting than hearing Schumacher explain about windsurfing for 30 minutes.

"Jesus is so funny. Plus his job is really crazy," Rachel commented. "He explained about what he does. Oh my god, he says he has to spend this upcoming weekend checking every single YouTube video. I hope he's got enough energy to go to class next Tuesday!!"

Glenn however has a slightly different point of view.

"Jesus always talks about how he has no time to study because he's always working. To me, you can always make time. But what is really frustrating is that I can't figure out why he just doesn't use his special Jesus powers to memorize the stupid prepositions."

According to Jesus Christ, Glenn doesn't understand that his Jesus powers don't work that way and that it is particularly hard for native Aramaic speakers who use a language that does not use the concept of vowels in its writing system.

Jesus further explained that Rachel's class was just more fun and that he enjoyed her cheeful "genki" nature during class.

"Rachel-teacher really brought the lesson 'Cooking at a Homestay: Part III' to life. She even brought in these vegetables which made it so much more realistic,�h Jesus explained. "Now, I know what an avocado is. I had the same exact lesson with Mr. Glenn-Sensei but all he said was that an avocado was a little, green vegetable."

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