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Instructor given cold shoulder at Go-kon party

TOKYO, Japan (GTA) -- Professional English teacher Colin Emerson made out with less than satisfactory results at a recent singles "go-kon" party last Friday.

The party consisted of 6 members, with Colin filling in at the last minute.

According to witnesses, Emerson failed to observe several unwritten rules that are essential to maintaining gokon 'harmony.'

Emerson acknowledged his mistakes. "Just fill the drink's Colin. That's all you got to do. Distribute the salad and listen politely."

"Don't start shouting off about you module completion and how you're now FM certified during the introductions. I must have sounded like a complete, pompous fool. But is it my fault that GABA has such an innovative way of rewarding instructors who show a dedication to nurturing and raising the level of professionalism in the studio?"

"Should I conceal my Gaba Belt status and proficiency with the Gaba Web technology, just because it makes others insecure?"

Sociologist Jennifer Leahy believes that participants should stick to the basics during any go-kon, or singles party.

"First, don't talk too long. Show others that you value their opinions. This means sticking to the big three: Usooo!, Honto ni!, or EEHHHH?!. Second, keep conversation limited to 'neutral' topics. Your favorite 'geinojin' or the latest snacks available at the convenience store. Remember, it's not a competition to stand out from the others, but rather a competition to be able to 'accomodate' and 'appreciate' the value of others.

Those who attended the party had mixed reactions to Colin. "I actually thought he was cute," explained Yumi Inoue, a 28-year bank employee. "I need more security and the health and pension plan."

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