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Teacher announces plan to wear same black suit for duration of 2008

Poor economy, spontaneous purchases cited as reasons for decision

TOKYO, Japan (GTA) -- In the hopes of conserving as much money as possible, Robert Diderich announced that he will not seek to purchase a second black suit for the remainder of the year.

Citing primarily pecuniary reasons, Diderich felt that this decision would be best in order to consecrate all efforts towards the rescusititation of his saving account which was rendered dangerously etiolated by a 7-day trip through Thailand this recent winter.

Critics, however, have pointed out that there are plenty of bargains out there.

"I think Robert or any teacher at Gaba should consider the purchase a second black suit," explained Janice Cortazar, a writer for Prudent Fashion Weekly. "You'll find plenty of options in the 10,000 yen and under range. Right now, designers from Uni-Qlo to Top Value have plenty of selections from designer veterans across Western and Southern China."

Robert is not alone however. A new survey taken has revealed that two out of three English teachers currently possess one black suit or less. Several instructors have explicitly expressed support for Robert.

"We know it's going to be rough with all of the heat and humidity during the summer, but that's his choice," explained one source who asked to remain anonymous. "He'll be okay."

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