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Peppy Eikaiwa teacher club cracks the mystery of the Fujimoto Bakery phantom

TOKYO, Japan (GTA) -- English teachers and self-proclaimed "Ghost Hunter Society" were able to reveal the true identity of the notorious "Fujimoto Pan-Ya Phantom" last Saturday.

Brad Mitchell, the president of the Ghost Hunter Society made the announcement alongside his dependable Eikaiwa sidekicks Ishwar "I.T." Tarkalankarli, Samantha "Sandman" Davis, and their lovable Eikwai student Junki "J-Man" Ishikawa.

"It turns out that the notorious phantom of the Fujimoto Pan-Ya is none other than Mr. Suzuki-San! The Alzheimer's patient who lives on the second floor of the local bread shop! It turns out that Mr. Suzuki woke up in the middle of the night mistakenly thinking he was late for the festival and accidentally dropped a bag of enriched flour on his head," Brad explained.

"The credit all goes our own J-Man Junki, whose inability to resist delicious niku-man led him to accidentally discover the geta tracks that led to Mr. Suzuki locked inside the bathroom."

Following the announcement, members of the society wasted no time in departing on their specially equipped "Power Charlie" bicycles. Each one marked with the official Ghost Hunter Society logo--"Teachin' round the world."

The Ghost Hunters Society, which meets every Saturday after 8 when Eikaiwa class finishes, hopes to work on their next project, the "the case of the garagara ghoul," which is rumored to lurk around Hibiya Park after midnight. Gaba Japan.