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Posts from Jan. 23 - Feb. 3 2005
(Thursday, Feb. 3, 2005 -- 1:00A.M.) ~The Almighty Bobodie~
Notice to the Viewers...
See, this is why we keep El Tigre around. I was not even aware that there was any speach given by the president, much less one with such importance. Am i embarassed to say that? No. Should i be? Probably, oh well. Anyway, the opinions of El Tigre do not necessarily reflect those of the other staff members of The College Xperience. However, we stand behind the right he has to voice his opinion 120%. If you disagree with him, fine, hell send in some feedback and we may even post it. I dont really care about what political side people are on (we are an equal opportunity employer, unless El Tigre or i do not like you, then you are screwed). Ok, end of notice.
(Thursday, Feb. 3, 2005 -- 12:09A.M.) ~El Tigre~
The Democratic Response...
The President delivered his state of the union tonight (wednesday night), and I’m not going to lie: it wasn’t terrible. Sure he misled, deceived, and perverted the truth in ways that are despicable and heinous, but that’s only to be expected of our corporate whore of a President. He laid out an ambitious plan to destroy Social Security for everyone who is today under the age of 55, replacing it with a socially insecure plan to gamble on Wall Street and hope all goes well, while saddling our children and their children with 2 trillion more dollars worth of national debt over the next ten years. Now that’s hard to do. Unless you’re a hypocritical douche-bag, a criterion listed next to G. W’s picture in Webster’s dictionary.
And the reward to all you pro-lifers out there? A pledge to eliminate abortion? A plan to rid ourselves of California’s “immoral” campaign to allow stem cell research? Nope. A reminder that he is for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage, despite the fact that in a recent interview he said he is not going to even try for one, recognizing that he can’t get one passed. So while all the pro-lifers vote for him, believing him to be a moral man committed to eliminating abortion, he says jack shit about getting that done. So him and his corporate buddies are all throwing 40 million dollar parties because he’s gonna cut their taxes and screw the shit out of the rest of us.
So sit back, relax, and take a seat. Four more years, folks, and I’m standing up as one person who is sick and tired of this sonuvabitch ruining our country. Who’s with me?
(Wednesday, Feb. 2, 2005 -- 12:46A.M.) ~The Almighty Bobodie~
This will be brief...
Ok well for whatever reason this week has decided to kick the ass of everyone here at The College Xperience. It must be that cosmic bond that is formed when two awesome forces of perpetual aptitude collide to form a website such as the one your eyes are feasting on as we speak. College, what a roller coaster. Updates are coming soon, right after i figure out my entire life's plans. I'll be back in a flash!
(Tuesday, Feb. 1, 2005 -- 1:18A.M.) ~The Almighty Bobodie~
Down, but not for the count...
Ah it's the first day of February, the month of love. Well, only if you have a significant other. If you are like El Tigre and i, you are too busy for crazy things like the countless hot people that throw themselves at you. Most hot chics are fake anyway, I think El Tigre can back me up on that one. So this month work on getting yourself a nice ugly chic, it will work out great. And i can assure you that there will be a nice little v-day post on here explaining all of my wonderful thoughts on the topic, but now is not the time.
I'm glad you all got to meet my partner in crime, El Tigre in the last post. We are not worthy, friends, he is a man beyond your imagination. He will be gracing our inferior eyes more and more as the time passes, after all, he is a busy man. Come on, it's El Tigre we're talking about here. But i am glad he got a chance to intoduce himself. In relation to that i am thinking about adding a profile section so you all can learn more about the two young studs that are the co-founders of this wonderful site.
Speaking of the site, as you may have noticed we have made some more changes. El Tigre and i finally got the color scheme situation resolved. There is something about that orange color that just gets me going. We are looking sexy, the ladies will be flocking here in no time...sending us sexy feedback and all that stuff. What's that? You want to know how you can send us feedback? Well i'm so glad you asked. I shall tell you (guys and not so sexy ladies, feel free to send us feedback as well). If you take a glance to the left under the profile section, you will see a delicious link that will guide you to a page that will fuel the will for us to live here at College Xperience. Please please please take a minute out of your busy college lives to send us a little something. We will be ecstatic beyond belief, and if you play your cards right, we may even write a little something back! (granted that you leave a valid e-mail address when prompted). Aside from those changes i believe that everything else has remained untouched. Things have been busy ok? I just came back from Michigan (or brazil...whatever), and by just came back i mean two days ago. That trip in itself might be grounds for a post on the stories section, but it's pretty incrimidating, so we will have to see. Taco Bell, you got away easy this time...but we will be back.
Things are going to pick up here at the site this week. We will most likely be ready for our grand opening to the masses probably around Wednesday, but dont quote me bitches. That is a term of endearment people, you should feel honored. I won't use it often. Regardless, get your little promoting fingers ready to spread the word "world wide web" style. Try saying that out loud and fast, you'll have fun. If you want this site to kick even more ass than it does right now, lets get some more visitors here, how about it? I believe in you! I also know where most of you live...not a threat, just a fact.
(Sunday, Jan. 30, 2005 -- 11:24P.M.) ~El Tigre~
Dakota Fanning is hot...
Friends, Americans, countrymen, lend me your ears. Yo soy El Tigre. An avid admirer of The Almighty Bobodie since the very early days of my life, I have since dedicated my free time, nay, my very soul and livelihood to this, the love child of a prodigiously talented young scholar, The Almighty Bobodie, and a miserable waste of oxygen, myself.
About myself: El Tigre grew up in the ghettoes of Cincinnati, surrounded day in and day out by violence, evil, greed, and Republicans. I battled my way through the dog-eat-dog society and found my way to one Hollywood Video, where I met the man who, unbeknownst to me, would soon become my role model, hero, and heterosexual life mate, The Almighty Bobodie. Magic soon followed.
Currently residing in the home to harlotry known as John Carroll University, El Tigre occupies his time with dreams of Democratic majorities and ladies, both unfortunately currently unattainable. He is currently being derided by his suitemates for believing that Dakota Fanning (the 10 year old in the awesome Man On Fire and the equally awesome solely because of Brittney Murphy Uptown Girls) is a cute girl (meant in a completely non-sexual way) and that in 8 years she will be hot. Feel free to comment, but don’t feel free to disagree, because on this at least, I am soo right.
(Friday, Jan. 28, 2005 -- 1:05A.M.) ~The Almighty Bobodie~
A small leave of absence...
Ok, well the rest of the pages are finally formatted and ALMOST ready to go. Now just one thing is holding us back from official launch. Once good ol' El Tigre and i get the color scheme picked out, we will be ready to go. Speaking of which, in order to update certain pages, certain people with nicknames based on a certain spanish (i presume) version of a stripped mammel needs to send me articles to post. If any of you out there know who i am referring to, please by all means, badger him until he submits something.
I regret to inform everyone that i will be out of town this weekend due to a business trip to south brazil. We are opening a new baby diaper factory in place of that pesky rain forest thing. Damn mosquitoes. Ok, you caught me, im just going to michigan for a v-ball tournament...close enough right? Oh and El Tigre, that does not give you merit to slack off. I need some posts soon buddy! I may or may not have internet. Please send something, regardless, if you can. I understand there is this little thing called "school" and some people like to be "academic"...whatever. What you do in your room by yourself is your business. Anyway im outta here. A certain something has pissed me off and im finishing this before it turns into a damn xanga page. goodnight all my little g-funks.
(Thursday, Jan. 27, 2005 -- 1:03A.M.) ~The Almighty Bobodie~
School will be the death of me, but not of this website...
Ok well as you might have noticed, i did not make any changes today. Try to find it in your heart to forgive me. This has been a busy day with studying and vball blah blah. Anyway, if im still alive after tomorrow then some more changes will be made and we will be one step closer to our goal...k bye.
(Wednesday, Jan. 26, 2005 -- 1:11A.M.) ~The Almighty Bobodie~
Times, they are a changin...
It is update time again, and i am still skeptic that anyone reads these. Nevertheless, i am determined to keep up with the updates because, well, this site would not look like much without all of this typing. Maybe someone finds it at least somewhat interesting.
I must say that i am pleased with the progress of the site. As you can see i have reformatted the main page and will also do so for the rest of the site. El Tigre has been pondering the possibilities for a different color scheme for the site, so there may be some changes regarding that as well. For those you of who actually visit this site, you most likely know our screen names or go to school with us so please do not hesitate to make suggestions, good or bad. These suggestions could be about anything on the site, just don't make us cry. The College Xperience is a sensitive being.
Well, that about wraps things up for tonight. At this rate we should be finished with the format for the site very soon. When that is done, updating and maintaining the site will be very easy to do. I see big things on the horizon, followers, big things...
(Tuesday, Jan. 25, 2005 -- 12:19A.M.)
Here is a little mini-update for you all. It is not yet official, but it looks like El Tigre and I will be using this site as our main outlet of reaching the masses. When i get the chance, i will be adding a poll on this page for people to have some fun with and ill update it once a week or something. Also im going to try and figure out the best way for people to contact either Steven or I incase someone actually comes to this site....mmmm smell the fresh scent of sarcasm. It doesnt matter how many people visit the site, Steven and I are just looking for something to occupy our time with.
And so after saying that i am not going to contradict myself, one of my favorite things to do next to being a hypocrite and procrastinator. The more people that come to this site and leave feedback (when able to), the more El Tigre and I will want to work on this site and make it better and more entertaining. In doing this we ultimately hope to convert everyone to lazy procrastinators who dont do work because they are too busy being on this site. Ok, well most of you probably dont need help being a procrastinator, but i digress. Spread the word to you friends, or whoever. In time we hope that this site will become something rather entertaining. And again i stress the fact that the enthusiasm to update and maintain this site will be do to the amount of our boredom, but more importantly, your feedback. Until next time...
(Sunday, Jan. 23, 2005)
Ok ladies and gents, this is the beginning of a beautiful collaboration of two minds so compact with pure intellect, that we are forced to spill the excess onto the pages of this web site. So far, what you are seeing now is the extreme surface of what is yet to come. This is a mere test to determine what format we are going to use for our outlet of frustration as well as creative....sarcasm? No one knows what the final outcome of this site will be, but know this! Our minds know no limits, the random thoughts that spew from our brains can be unleashed without warning. So feel the hype, tell your friends, spread the word, and check back soon so you can behold a true college experience...peace out for now my homies!
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