Age: 16

Status: Single

Sign: Aquarius

Bio:

Kevin has spent all his life in London, going from day to day managing to scrape by on the meager earnings of a street performer. Okay, that was a lie; here’s the truth:

Like a surprising large number of people involved with Almost Random Kevin was born in 1987. It was late January, several days before Mark was born. Kevin went to Clara Brenton Public School where he met Mark in grade six. Kevin is now at OSS, like everyone else in Almost Relevant (odd isn’t it?) Kevin’s involvement with Almost Relevant began one night while he was walking. A mysterious black van pulled up and a mob of masked figures clubbed him over the head, taking him away. He woke up and was brainwashed into performing sketches for them. At OSS Kevin was involved with drama from grade nine on. He was a spot light operator for Lucky Stiff, Joe-Cy-Joe in Our Town, Tech Director for Big Phat II , the One Act Comedy Festival and is auditioning for Grease. He also sneaks onto any drama trip he can, despite his lack of attendance in any drama related class at school Outside of OSS Kevin is trying to learn how to fence, he also mountain bikes (but is currently lacking a bike because he trashed his old one (send me donations please)), and he skis. In the summer he ref’s soccer, and anywhere in between he writes stories and poems. Finally, before this gets too long, Kevin feels that he brings his twisted sense of humour, his energy, his large hair, and love of life to Almost Relevant.

Last Thoughts:

“If you build a man a fire he will be warm for a day, but if you set him on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life.”, from Terry Pratchett

“My hyperdimensional space fortress is larger than your hyperdimensional space fortress.”, random signature found on a message board.