Adam Boyce was born in 1812 in London, Ontario. Wait no...sometime around 16 years ago, that was 1812 right?? Anyways, he grew up in London...well, physically at least. So, he went to school in his dungeon–scratch that, BASEMENT, and learned all about the art of torture through bad comedy. Eventually, he perfected this by forming the group “Almost Relevant” He died December 19th 2,000,000,000,001.095. He was revived seventeen million years earlier, so that he could re-die in London, at a more natural age.