Johnny and Pants: The Poem: A story of nonsense, and oxymorons.
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Johnny went into the cold heat
It was like he would stand
Stand like he had once done one time
Pants saw this and he ran
This scared Johnny while he ate fish
So Pants gave him his hand
Looking as though he had eight feet
Johnny threw it at Stan
Pants saw that there was no Stan there
Then he ran happily
Johnny did not like this big change
So he painted his feet
Now the two guys dressed like some girls
Johnny and Pants that is
Thought there should be some new color
And began a big list
Bored before they even began
They squealed with delight
Pants decided on something new
Something to do with hieght
Pants took out a measuring tape
And threw it with brute force
Johnny did not like what he just saw
And giggled with remorse
He was now staring into space
This fella from China
Johnny and Pants did not notice
So Pants smiled kinda
Now oblivious of the Earth
Pants said to a squirrel
Johnny picked up his best friend Pants
And they ran off like girls
